This difference in students of science and social studies classes in expressing love,,

Science students love letter
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Archimedes and Newton would not understand the magnetic
induction in the air between us
Einstein and Edison was unable to formulate E = mc2
Ah nothing compared to the moment of love

The first time your shadow fell exactly in the focus of my heart
Real, upright, magnified by the power of the lens
maximum
Milikan fell like drops of oil in a vacuum
Love is greater than Avogadro’s number …

Although our distance like the sun and Pluto when
aphelium
Wave amplitude was interference with my heart
Beautiful as a perfect harmonic motion without restoring force
Like coupling force with the angular velocity is not
limited

My love is unstoppable mechanical energy by friction
The potential energy is unaffected by the constant love
style
The kinetic energy of my love = mv~
Even the law of conservation of energy can not compete
law of conservation of us

See the law of our love
I love moments perpendicular to the moment of your love
Love makes us as a point of equilibrium that
perfect
With infinite inertia
Would not be deterred impulse or momentum style

This is the resultant momentum of our love …

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A love letter social science students
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With due respect,
subject: Offer
agreements

I am very excited to tell you that I
have fallen in love with you commencing on 17
April 2003.

Based on our family meeting on 15 May
at 19:00, I was determined to
You offer yourself as a prospective lover.

Our love relationships will establish probation
at least 3 months before entering the permanent stage.

Of course, after the trial period is over, will be held
advance on the job training intensively
and
unsustainable. And then, every three months
The next will be held also evaluation of work performance
which could lead to an increase of the status of
lover to spouse.

Costs incurred for meals and home
shopping will be divided equally between the two sides
parties. Furthermore, based on performance and
your performance, it was likely that I
will bear a larger share expenses
the total.

However, I am quite wise and able judge,
the number and shape of the expenses that you spend
later on.

I humbly ask you to
answer this offering within 30 days
as of the date of receipt. Passed from the date of
such, this offer will be canceled without
further notice, and of course I will
switch and considering other candidates.

I would really love if you had accepted the
pleased to forward this letter to sister
women, cousins ​​and even your close friends, if
You reject this offer.

So that I can offer and ask
thank you for your attention previously.

Yours sincerely,

Prospective mate

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Comments (3)
  • CHIPMUNK on Nov 16, 2011

    awesome read

  • marqjonz on Nov 23, 2011

    Good read & funny. My thanks are doppler shifted to you.

  • PHILLY DREAMER on Dec 26, 2011

    So science students are much more romantic than social studies students. the first letter was amazing the second was what I imagine a lawyer writing.

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