hello! If you’re reading this, it means you’re interested in knowing where Santa came from! Firstly, I’d like to say that everything I write here, is IN MY OWN Opinion. If any of my readers do get offended by any chance, I would like to excuse myself in advance. Happy reading!

Santa Clause. A child’s dream. He brings the presents under the Christmas tree, and happiness in the family.

But what is the truth behind Santa Clause?

The “REAL” Santa Clauses appearance was in the early 1900s (not sure which period) as a priest, Saint Nicholas.

This priest was accompagnated by one of his colleagues, The Punisher (not the movie ass kicking punisher).

They both went from school to school, from classroom to classroom, asking teachers whether the children were good or bad.

Good children, received Candy in the shape of this walking stick. As for bad children, they received a punishment from The Punisher for Christmas.

At one point though, that stopped, then came the People’s story about Santa.
NOTE: I say people and not corporations. Please read the following.

A lot of people are familiar with this:

Santa’s workshop is in the North pole (somewhere)

and In Northern Europe, Winter is very Harsh. Where’s the connection Between these 2 “facts”?

There’s a small country in Northern Europe, just under Latvia and over Belarus, Called Lithuania

Whether you know it or not, There are Reindeer’s there. Here is a picture:

Right of Sweden, Left of Russia and South from Finland; Look carefully.

Winter is Very Harsh in Lithuania, and when everything freezes, there is a special mushroom that blooms (becomes eatable) but that mushroom is Poisonous for Human. Its what reindeer eat to survive and that Poisonous Mushroom renders Reindeer Literally … High. In the reindeer’s stomach, the Mushroom’s poison is worked over, and squeezed out from the Fruit (or vegetable, not sure what it’s called)

Either way. It’s good while hunting, cause you can walk up to a reindeer and grab it by it’s horns and just drag it anywhere. It will follow like a dog. (back to subject now)

That mushroom makes reindeer Poo a lot! And, thanks to the cold, and the worked over mushroom, the reindeer poo becomes “Happy Poo” which is actually eatable and is stronger than any drug out there.

(Which explains how Santa Flies so high) Will explain in details soon, keep reading.