Spoof of the ever popular Hey There Delilah…

Hey there Santa
What’s it like in the North Pole?
It’s a thousand miles away
But man, tonight it seems so cold
Yes it does
South Pole can’t be as cold as the North
I swear it’s true

Hey there Rudolp
Don’t you worry about the distance
Just use your nose,
Don’t listen to Blitzen and cupid
Just use that nose
Listen to the children cheering
They’re on the ground

Oh it’s what you give to me
Oh it’s what you give to me
Oh it’s what you give to me
Oh it’s what you give to me
What you give to me

Hey there Mrs. Clause
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, ma’am
Someday Mr. Clause will be home again
You’ll have it good
You’ll have the life you knew you would
My word is good

Hey there Little Children
I’ve got so much left to give away
If every simple gift I brought to you
Would bring you lots of happiness
I’d bring it all
Even more happy you’d become
You’d have it all

Oh it’s what you give to me
Oh it’s what you give to me
Oh it’s what you give to me
Oh it’s what you give to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But I’ve got reindeers and sleighs and gifts
We’d walk to you if We had no other way
Your friends would all make fun of you
and you’ll just laugh along because you know
That none of them have received a gift
Mrs. Clase I can promise you
That by the time this day is over
The world will never ever be the same
And I’, to blame

Hey there Cupid
You be good and don’t make fun of Rudolph
Two more years and you’ll be the head reindeer
And You’ll be making history like Blitzen did
You’ll know it’s all because of you
You can do whatever You want to
Hey there Cupid here’s to you
This one’s for you

Oh it’s what you give to me
Oh it’s what you give to me
Oh it’s what you give to me
Oh it’s what you give to me
What you give to me

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