In the lead-up to the 2009 NBA Finals between Kobe Bryant’s LA Lakers and Dwight Howard’s Orlando Magic, I felt compelled to express myself through song.
Dwight, Superman, you fly high, you can slam
You called, out your coach, it was a master plan
Yeah you, set an ex-ample from, which to learn
By sma-shing the Cavs-your paycheck you earned _ _
(chorus) You break the shot clock – Cleveland in shock-Orlando you rock – Tiger or not
Lebron you can cry – 12 reasons why – you didn’t get in – just didn’t win
Magic mans got the big shoe, Rafer Alston Pietrus Turk-glu
Best in the East, Flo-rida beast, inside ‘n out, shootin with clout
|||| |||| |||| |||| (break)
They, used to think, you were too, too funny
Now that, you beat James, takin you, seriously
Now me, I’d go tell, them to kiss, my Mickey
But you, you just huuug Van Gundy _ _
(chorus 2)
You break the shot clock – Cleveland in shock-Orlando you rock – Tiger or not
Lebron you can cry – 12 reasons why – you didn’t get in – just didn’t win
Magic mans got the big shoe, Rafer Alston Pietrus Turk-glu
2009, spit ‘n then shine, lace ‘em up tight, Hollywood fight.
|||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| (break x2)
(bridge) He-llo, this is Le-bron
Ca-lling to see if there’s an opening-On you roster-for a power forward
On your squad next ye-a-r
(chorus 3)
You break the shot clock – Cleveland in shock-Orlando you rock – Tiger or not
Lebron you can cry – 12 reasons why – you didn’t get in – just didn’t win
Magic mans got the big shoe, Rafer Alston Pietrus Turk-glu
Got a great shot, when they shoot hot
Stompin’ that spot, swatin’ that st-op
Best in the East, Florida beast, inside ‘n out, shootin with clout…
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