In the lead-up to the 2009 NBA Finals between Kobe Bryant’s LA Lakers and Dwight Howard’s Orlando Magic, I felt compelled to express myself through song.

Dwight, Superman, you fly high, you can slam

You called, out your coach, it was a master plan

Yeah you, set an ex-ample from, which to learn

By sma-shing the Cavs-your paycheck you earned _ _

 

(chorus) You break the shot clock – Cleveland in shock-Orlando you rock – Tiger or not

Lebron you can cry – 12 reasons why – you didn’t get in – just didn’t win

Magic mans got the big shoe, Rafer Alston Pietrus Turk-glu

Best in the East, Flo-rida beast, inside ‘n out, shootin with clout

|||| |||| |||| |||| (break)

They, used to think, you were too, too funny

Now that, you beat James, takin you, seriously

Now me, I’d go tell, them to kiss, my Mickey

But you, you just huuug Van Gundy _ _

 

(chorus 2)

You break the shot clock – Cleveland in shock-Orlando you rock – Tiger or not

Lebron you can cry – 12 reasons why – you didn’t get in – just didn’t win

Magic mans got the big shoe, Rafer Alston Pietrus Turk-glu

2009, spit ‘n then shine, lace ‘em up tight, Hollywood fight.

|||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| (break x2)

(bridge) He-llo, this is Le-bron

Ca-lling to see if there’s an opening-On you roster-for a power forward

On your squad next ye-a-r

 

(chorus 3)

You break the shot clock – Cleveland in shock-Orlando you rock – Tiger or not

Lebron you can cry – 12 reasons why – you didn’t get in – just didn’t win

Magic mans got the big shoe, Rafer Alston Pietrus Turk-glu

Got a great shot, when they shoot hot

Stompin’ that spot, swatin’ that st-op

Best in the East, Florida beast, inside ‘n out, shootin with clout…

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  • Mark Gael on Jun 3, 2009

    This Ode to the Orlando Magic is much better than the ESPN Mike & Mike song about Dwight Howard. Go Magic!

  • Phil on Jun 4, 2009

    Lol – But.. Kobe Bryant will end the Magic’s run starting tonight b/c of better coaching (Phil Jackson), better players (Pau Gasol, Lamar Odom) and more championship experience. Plus Jameer Nelson’s gonna play – Sorry!

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