Lyrical poem about getting old.

I remember the days when my house was so full of fun.  People coming and going, now those days are over and done.  Now these days I serve meals only for a few, my constant guests are Father Time with Mother Nature too.  I hide all the mirrors because I don’t really want to see, that I’m not as pretty as I once used to be.  I’ve put on some extra weight, and I have some chubby weak knees, things have gotten so bad for me that now I start to wheeze. The lines of maturity they show all over my face, multiple love handles are now piled around my waist.  My hair has thinned out, and sometimes I even wear a wig, I need to have some way to hide and cover up my head.  Pill bottles have accumulated from two now to eight. So many pills I unfortunately regularly have to take.  Reading glasses they are a must and my attention span is short. I start so many projects that often I have to abort.  But now I’m getting older and really don’t care so much. Sometimes I’ll be fussing, and cussing and don’t know why I acted out as such. My mouth seems to be getting raggedy, my teeth they are falling out of my face, way in the back of my mouth you will find there is a lot of space.  My breasts have gotten heavy, and no longer will they stand, having perky titties will have to be brought on my new insurance plan.  My insurance coverage is paid up, and I’m still waiting here to die.  I hope one day that I am missed, and make somebody cry.  Let me leave a good memory, and I hope you know it’s true.  I lived my life fully and I always loved you too.  So when you think of me, and people begin to talk, just remember and know this fact inside that “my bite wasn’t as bad as my bark.”

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  • LoveDoctor on Nov 20, 2009

    Great poem and imagery about old age. “Having perking titties can be brought by my insurance plan.” lol. good one.

  • Teves on Nov 20, 2009

    Nice one…
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  • lillyrose on Nov 20, 2009

    A fun write (I hope!) getting older is a worry but hopefully it will not be a sad time.

  • Tracy on Nov 20, 2009

    Well I\’m no longer 20, and I\’m climbing up the hill and my breast aren\’t as perky as they used too. But I will embrace getting older with dignity. :)

  • nutmegeyes on Nov 20, 2009

    I would love to get a breast lift, but my insurance won\’t cover it. LMAO!!!!!

  • xoxo on Nov 22, 2009

    “Let me leave a good memory, and I hope you know it’s true.” I love this part the most. Reminded me of my mom. Thank you.

  • Authoress Terry E. Lyle on Nov 22, 2009

    I hope as we grow older that we don\’t forget to just relax and flow with it. That\’s when our minds are more important than the body. Lol :)

  • Gail Nobles on Nov 23, 2009

    Great poem, but you don’t have to die, and you don’t have to accept everything that life brings you. God is the everlasting life, and he can make things right if you ask him. You have to spend some time with him.

  • nutmegeyes on Nov 24, 2009

    I had my aunt here with me and I wanted to share this poem with her, and she also agreed that this was funny, we are still laughing she said “how do you know her story?” LMAO :)

  • CA Johnson on Dec 10, 2009

    This is a very funny story about growing older. You had a wonderful way to look at getting older.

  • yes me on Apr 7, 2010

    I once looked in the mirror to see who was there,
    I saw an old friend who was once young and fare,
    Now he is tiered and fully grey a man Still a boy at heart.

    OR Something like that I enjoyed your wee run on Time I like to call it that someT’s Age…. cheers

  • gaby7 on May 6, 2010

    Unfortunately Terry, we are all moving there-am getting too old myself already! LOL!

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