Got up one day to pen this song

To talk about food – now don’t get me wrong

Now let me begin before it’s too late,

Got my vitamins, and took my V8

Look around you and you will see,

Coke, Jelly Belly and Ben & Jerry

From snacks to dinner and lunch to supper,

You have Nescafe, Heinz, and Quaker

Walking and jogging, taking the dog,

Start the day with Plains or a big bowl of Kellog’s

For those moments of indulgence spree,

Dip into Hershey or a Cadbury

Kids to adults all jump with joy,

When biting into Pepperidge Farm or Chips Ahoy!

Now I know I can go on and on,

Thought I would stop here and call this…

The Great Consumer Song!