I’ve been had!

*Simon,Bo,MN, And Brad continue north towards Qua-Zen in the morning. When the travelers arrive in Qua-Zen Simon is amazed to see a town that is nothing but rubble.*

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Simon: It’s so quite….and desolate…

Bo Jack: Yeah where are the trolls?

“There occupied at the moment”

*A man wearing gold plated armor approaches the party.*

Sir Brad: Gringo? What the hell are you doing here?

Gringoperry: That’s no way to talk to your superior.

Sir Brad. Ehh. What do you mean the trolls are occupied?

Gringoperry: Their busy worshipping the robotic corpse of WoJack.

Sir Brad: Whaaaaaaat? WoJack was a machine?

Gringoperry: You  should have known that Brad. Mikayla seemed to know.

Bo Jack: WoJack? Mikayla?

Gringoperry: Ahh yes how rude of me, You may know her by a different name maybe ElleWord? Hiho ring a bell?

MN: Once I called this dating line because I was feeling a little lonely and I talked to this girl named Betsy and I think that was Mikayla too. So I know her by the name of Betsy as well.

Gringoperry:?

Bo Jack: Wait a minute you mean to tell me your friends with that crook? You hear that Simon?

Simon: Sure did Bo.

*Simon and Bo Jack withdraw their weapons and prepare to fight.*

Gringoperry: Hahaha. You guys still don’t get it. You guys just cant understand that you’ve been duped.

Bo Jack: Keep talking funny guy.

Sir Brad: Stop Bo Jack! This is one of Count Briggs best knights his name is Gringoperry.

Bo Jack: I don’t care who he is. The only reason I’m going on this stupid adventure is because we let Elleword get away and this guy is going to tell me where she is!

Gringoperry: You fool! Mikayla is an agent of the Count. This was all an elaborate plan to lure Simon to the kingdom.

Simon: Me? Why would the Count want to see me? And why did you need to trick me?

Gringoperry: Would you have gone willingly if we asked you? You are in a strange world unfamiliar to you there is no way you would have accepted an open invitation.

Simon: How do you know I’m not from here?

Gringoperry: Count Briggs can explain better then I can.

Bo Jack: Brad you wouldn’t happen to have any part of this would you?

Sir Brad: Well ummm……if your asking if I……Uhhh

Gringoperry: Who better to lure you to the castle then one of your old pirates Captain?

Bo Jack: Why do you need me to come? I thought you guys wanted Simon?

Gringoperry: The Count would like to thank you personally for rescuing Simon.

MN: What about me? No respect at all I tell ya.

Sir Brad: Why did the Count send you?

Gringoperry: He knows it’s only a matter of time before you screw up. And he can’t afford any screw ups.

Simon: Do you guys hear that?

*A stamped is heard coming straight towards the travelers.*

Sir Brad: We have company guys!

Gringoperry:This would be the part where you screw up……………

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  • I Have Had Enough on Aug 19, 2009

    Just one small criticism on the following line Simon, I will make the correction for you. Just remove the words inside the box and I think you will find it works better!

    \”Sir Brad: Stop Bo Jack! This is [one of] Count Briggs best knight[s] his name is Gringoperry.\”

    Lol good work Simon I can\’t wait for the next one.

  • RS Wing on Aug 19, 2009

    Lol, this is getting pretty intricate and more interesting by every verse……Did I miss an entry? Pretty cool as this wondrous saga continues. I’m really diggin’ it…. on the edge of my seat the entire journey. Great work Simon!

  • REPuckett on Aug 30, 2009

    These are great, Simon. I hope this will be an ongoing thing.

  • XXElleXX on Sep 14, 2009

    Elle says: Ahuh..hmm..very good Simon :->

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