*Simon stares over the balcony of The Bo Jack Express watching the the calm water and reminiscing of his home. MN pilots the vessel while Captain Bo Jack anxiously paces back in fourth.*

Simon: Whats wrong Bo Jack?

Bo Jack: Ehh nothing just impatient I suppose. We should be reaching land anytime now.

MN: Ahh Bo Jack land ahead!

Bo Jack: Finally prepare for landing.

*Simon is amazed by the land in the distance which stretches further than his eyes can see. There are all sorts of new and advanced structures he’s only seen in movies or heard about in story’s.*

Simon: What…..what is that place?

Bo Jack: Its the continent of Triond of course. Its divided into 18 major sections, Note cook, Gomestic, Gameolosophy, Telewatcher, Qua-zen, Sport tales, Music coach, Web upon,Computer sight, Purple Slinky, Writing hood, Biz-covering, Trifter, Cinema-roll, Book stove, Socyberty, Health mad, and of course our destination Authspot.

Simon: Who governs Triond?

Bo Jack: Well it was King Evans but he mysteriously vanished almost a year ago and his apprentice Count Briggs took over when the king disappeared.

MN: That guy rubs me the wrong way.

Bo Jack: Nobody wants to rub you anyway because your a frog.

MN: Why you gotta break balls Bo? Bo where ready to land.

*Simon peers over the edge of the ship to find they are already hovering over land. The ship starts to descend into a large baron field. Bo Jack goes to the lower levels of the ship and returns with a large mallet sheathed on his back some kind of gun in his right hand and a sword in his left.*

Bo Jack: Here’s your plasma gun MN, sorry Simon all I could find was this sword for you…… plasma guns are expensive.

Simon: What the hell do I need this for?

Bo Jack: What the hell do you think its for so you can sit on it!? It dangerous out there all kinds of trolls and monsters and who knows what else it’s so you can defend your self!

Simon: But I’ve never used a sword before?

Bo Jack: Well I bet you never used a cannon before either and that didn’t turn out terrible. Beside there ain’t a troll in the world who can match the might of Bo Jack’s Marvelous Mighty Mallet. Now lets get the f@*k off this ship.

MN: There he goes again swearing like a sailor.

*The three disembark from the ship only to find a knight is waiting for them*

Knight: Halt who goes there!

Bo Jack: Shut up Brad you know who I am.

Sir Brad: Hey thats Sir Brad O’Neill to you. I’m not one of your pirates anymore you can’t talk to me like that!

Bo Jack: Whatever so what crawled up your ass today?

Sir Brad: One of these days Bo!

MN: C’mon Bradly whats the problem?

Sir Brad: There’s been a string of bank robberies lately so the Count has instructed me to question anybody passing by of there intentions.

MN: Do you know who the bank robber is?

Sir Brad: Hey frog I’m asking the questions, What are you doing here?

Bo Jack: We are going to see Fegger.

Sir Brad: What in Triond for?

MN: We want to hear poems, Who’s the bank robber?

Sir Brad: We believe it is the great thief ElleWord we have been tracking her for months now and we finally tracked her down to here in Authspot have you seen her?

Bo Jack: Clearly not we just got off of our ship and then you started harassing us!

Sir Brad: Very well and who is this scrawny fellow your with? He can barley hold his sword upright. Hahaha. Is this my replacement?

Simon: Who are you calling scrawny! Take that armor off and I’ll kick your….

Bo Jack: This is Simon. He boarded our ship out in the forums. He’s a real weirdo but he’s harmless.

Sir Brad: I see you should teach your friend some manners. But anyway I must be going let me know if you come across ElleWord and send Fegger my regards.

Bo Jack: Will do O’Neill.

*Sir Brad waves and walks away from the trio. The three stay by the ship until the knight is out of there sight and continue onward toward the city of Authspot. *