*Fegger departs from the party and heads home. Bo Jack, Simon, MN and Sir Brad spend the day exploring Authspot and preparing for their journey to the triond kingdom. The travelers stumble up a weapons dealers shop and wander inside.*

5 Gold Stars: Greetings heroes! Welcome to 5 Gold Stars weapons and armor what brings you here?

MN:Oh I don’t know…We saw the sign and said hey I’m hungry…..

5 Gold Stars: Ahh what do we have here? A joke telling frog no doubt!

MN:And if you ask me real nice I’ll catch a fly with my tongue………

Simon: We were just looking for some weapons before we make our way to the kingdom.

5 Gold Stars: Hey you might run into my student Richard Wing. Will you be passing through Qua-Zen?

Sir Brad: Is there any other way to get there?

5 Gold Stars: I suppose not.

Bo Jack: What the hell would he be wanting to go there for? Nothing but trolls, its a ghost town. Best to just dash through and hope they don’t spot you.

5 Gold Stars: Trolls alone are no match for Richard he has far surpassed even I his master.

Bo Jack: So what did he go there for? To be a bully and beat up trolls?

MN: Or is he going to make them his……

5 Gold Stars: He has gone to retrieve Excalibur!

Sir Brad: You can’t mean the legendary sword in the stone? What makes him think he can remove it?

5 Gold Stars: He had a dream no a vision! A vision that it was once again time to retrieve the sword and save the world once again!

Simon: What do you mean save the world once again?

5 Gold Stars: You must have heard the legend of Excalibur?

MN:He doesn’t know anything he’s an idiot.

Simon: No….I have not.

5 Gold Stars” Ah well where would I start?

MN: The end….No the middle? No how about we do it the right way and start from the beginning?

5 Gold Stars: Haha very well frog.  Well the legend goes the editors created a weapon that would be sealed away until the time the world was in danger and when and only when the world needs it a warrior will be called upon to remove the sword from it’s rock tomb and use it to vanquish evil and that sword was Excalibur!

Simon: Has anybody ever removed it?

5 Gold Stars: Not in hundreds of years.

Simon: What happened then?

5 Gold Stars: The story says that the world was crumbling at the hands of some sort of monster and the only hope the people had was to retrieve the sword. Warriors from around the world tried to remove the sword but to no avail. But one day an unknown hero emerged from the shadows and removed the sword and together with his allies they defeated the threat but not before the beast took their lives.

Simon: How did he take their lives? Did they kill each other at the same time or something?

5 Gold Stars: No the hero’s triumphed over the fiend but upon his defeat he cursed the world sending us into the dark ages which is why there is no written account of the event.

Simon: How do we know what we know then?

5 Gold Stars: Apparently one of the hero’s was a vampire! The vampire supposedly survived the dark ages and told the tragic tale of the end of the world. Some say that vampire is still alive to this day!

Simon: Wow that’s crazy.

MN: Yep and you would have to be crazy to believe it to. I’ve been to the fair the basket ball hoops are oval shaped and the buckets are at an angle and the sword is part of the rock its just a trick.

5 Gold Stars: You would probably be able to just annoy the sword out of the rock.

Bo Jack: Alright well I think we wasted just about enough time insulting each other and listening to fairy tales lets get to the kingdom so I actually have money to afford this crap.

5 Gold Stars: Farewell travelers be sure to say hello to Richard Wing if you see him.

Bo Jack: Ya ya ya we’ll say hi to chicken wing.

*The party say there good byes to 5 Gold Stars and are on there way.*