Noticing all this destruction, Zaphod realized what he’d done: he’d destroyed half the city and killed off the population! He also realized he was wounded, and needed to get to a hospital. He managed to get on air Live to make an announcement.

“People of this city,” he said. “I’m sorry for all the trouble I caused. To make it up to you, I would like to rebuild your city as it was before, as well as fireproof every building in the city, under the condition that I get immediate medical assistance.”

As if on cue, Paramedics came and shoved Zaphod on a stretcher and put him in an ambulance. He wasn’t seen again for 3 months….

In the meantime, the 6 other men get to work rebuilding the city, and they make a promise to the city that from now on they will only attempt to protect the city from outside dangers, as the U. S. Military does the country. 

Although Zaphod and his men were victorious, they still had quite a job on their hands. And so, their war has come to an end.

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Later, in the midst of the battle scene, several Fracks had gathered, and one single Frackernation leader stepped up in front of all of them.

“He have a new enemy, fellow Frackers,” he said, “and they destroyed half the city. It’s no doubt these men are the main power behind the Glackfernation, so if we bring an end to them, we win the Bodükognerschiten. We must fight them at all costs. They kill citizens, we kill them. That’s how we roll.”

Meanwhile, near the Keisnicken, the Glackfernation had gathered there. Again, one single Glackfernation leader stepped up.

“Intelligence reports indicate that the Frackernation has indicated the new city power to be the stronghold of the Glackfernation,” the Leader said. “We can not be undermined by this puny army of 7. We’re a Glackfernation, consisting of 83 seperate Glacks, all consisting of 10-15 Glackers each. We should face no problem against these guys, but we must join them against the Frackernation to win the Bodükognerschiten once and for all. War will be declared against this new power upon victory of the Bodükognerschiten.”

Cheers arose among all the Glacks, and the Fracks immediately knew something was wrong. They had to act fast if they were going to win the Bodükognerschiten.

Boredom Hits Americans: Part 3