Just then, the rocket hit the tank, and the whole thing exploded. Suddenly, there was gunfire everywhere, along with a return fire from the tank, causing it’s own huge explosion. Zaphod had run far enough to get out of range, but the explosion flung JJ, Private, and iFondle on the ground in front of Zaphod. He along with Tom, Tim, and Mat4ney turned around to meet U.S. Marines’ gunfire, and they delivered their own. Zaphod and Mat4ney pulled out Semi-Automatic Machine guns and strapped their rocket launchers to their backs. Gunfire everywhere, the Marines that met them lay dead, and all but Zaphod lay heavily injured. Granted, he got a couple bullets to the arms, but he wasn’t heavily wounded. 

All his friends were moaning, defenseless, and mortally wounded, and there’s still some Marines on the streets, most likely planning another attack on the group. Zaphod had to help somehow.

Out of pure desperation, Zaphod pulled out his Rocket launcher, activated his jet pack, and shot straight into the sky. Immediately, he was met by gunfire, so he fired another Hellfire at the tank, and destroyed it. To dodge the gunfire, he did a flip in mid-air. He noticed a message pop up near where his friends were. It said:

“You eat the shark. It heals some health.”

Several more messages saying exactly the same thing followed.

“Aw, come on!” said Zaphod. “Can’t you go one tough battle without cheating??? This is real life, not Runescape! And how’d you fit so many sharks in your inventory?”

Zaphod hadn’t realized that in the area, 3 Marines still lived. All 3 shot him in mid air right in the back. Fortunately, his jet pack was on his back. Unfortunately, as soon as it was shot, it blew up. The explosion would’ve killed Zaphod if the electricity shock from the Cloaking device malfunctioning hadn’t kept his heart and brain going. 

He fell straight out of the sky.

By this time, the other 6 guys were fully healed, so they went to help Zaphod out. As soon as they passed the Corner bush, they were met by gunfire from the 3 Marines. The Marines got Tim, Tom, and JJ in the arm, but the 6 responded quickly with gunfire of their own. Guerilla I accomplished. 

“You eat the shark. It heals some health.”

“You eat the shark. It heals some health.”