The next addition in the Boredom Hits Americans series.

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In the most epic sight in the world, the Fusion Reactor blew. In a huge fiery explosion of all might and matter, the Keisnicken had been destroyed. The explosion caused a heat wave across the next few cities, and a few arguing astronauts came to the agreement that they would stay on the moon for a few more days, after seeing that explosion.

But the war wasn’t over yet.

The Glackfernation also has their own hideout, heavily defended with extremely high-powered equipment. But the remaining Fracks needed to resupply, so they headed back to their hideout. After they refueled, Zaphod’s Frack returned via jetpack. 

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At dust the day after their victory of the Battle of the Keisnicken, They were preparing for their next mission, which will end the Bodükognerschiten, for better or for worse.

Zaphod stepped up to make an announcement. “Alright you guys, this is it! The Final Battle of the Bodükognerschiten! If we succeed, the Glackfernation will fall! But if we fail, they will retaliate with whatever weaponry they have left, even if it’s just swords, and we will be finished. But I’m confident that with the proper strategy, we will win the Bodükognerschiten!”

Everyone cheered. 

“Unfortunately,” he continued. “The Glackfernation gets a lot more money than we do, simply because of their profit income from gunging. So they may have some much more powerful equipment than us, but we have an advantage. They have very limited supplies, so for one attack trip, we should be equal for supply amounts.”

“Excuse me,” said one Fracker in the group. “How much ‘more powerful’ do you mean?”

“Well,” began Zaphod. “When I left the Glackfernation, they had a few tanks surrounding the perimeter, and their hide-out is also an entire castle. So we won’t be able to destroy it. We’re gonna have to take it over, which will not be easy. But if we can survive to the point where all their supplies run out, we’re golden. Be prepared for more than just that, though.”

Everyone was already equipped with Swords in case they ran out of ammunition, so that they would still stand a fighting chance. Some ordinary Frackers were also equipped with a Rocket Launcher, to aide the Head Frack in the destruction of any tanks. Everyone in the Head Frack would receive a Rocket Launcher, and once all the tanks were destroyed, they were ordered to feel free to attack large groups of infantry with them as well as cause some damage in the castle.

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