The next addition in the Boredom Hits Americans series.
It must have truly been a frightening moment for the Glackfernation. Randomly from the bushes, 7 rockets came out of nowhere from everywhere, each one destroying a tank. But they knew exactly where the rockets came from. 4 of the 7 guys had to dodge Fusion bolts, which is never an easy task. It would’ve taken JJ’s arm off if he hadn’t already lost it to the Ninja. Good thing it wasn’t a little to the left….
There were still 3 active tanks and 5 reinforcing tanks, so soon after the fusion bolts, Mat4ney, Tom, Zaphod, and Private had to jet just to keep their lives. Being pushed slightly by the explosion, Zaphod sent out another rocket and destroyed another tank, while Mat4ney, Tom, and Private had pulled out their guns and taking out some infantry men now surrounding the castle. Tim and JJ each fired another rocket from behind the castle and destroyed 2 more tanks. Now there were only 5 tanks left, and based on Glackfernation traditions, Zaphod knew that these weren’t all the infantrymen.
iFondle had also let off another rocket, but toward the infantry. It took out a large number of infantry, but they immediately retaliated, and iFondle took a tank shell straight in the chest. His body was decimated. Tim was also nearby, but he saw the tank fire, and jetted to get out of the blast radius. He started firing at the infantry from above.
Now, everyone alive except for JJ was dodging bullets while flying around. Tom was still doing his fair share of damage with his gun, but he took a bullet in the arm, then one straight in the face. He died, and the odd distribution of the dead-body weight made him plummet straight toward the crowd of Glackers. With the velocity a colliding fuel tank with a large flame shooting out the back had, as it hit, it exploded, killing many more Glackers. It looks like a won war, although they did lose a few people….
Just then, 6 rockets came from the same direction, the direction of the Gate that Once Was. The Frackernation has arrived! 2 rockets destroyed tanks, 3 rockets killed tons of infantrymen, and the last one went straight into the wall of the castle. Now it was a won war.
But the infantry wouldn’t stop coming. Now, as if for the billionth time in Zaphod’s group, there was gunfire everywhere. Gunfire from the Frackers, gunfire from the Glackers, gunfire from the 3 remaining tanks, gunfire from Zaphod’s men, and gunfire from the castle. People were dying at a rapid rate, and everybody was in danger. 3 more rockets from the Frackers and one from Tim, Tim’s rocket destroyed a tank, one of the Frackers’ rockets destroyed another tank, and the other two killed more infantry. Zaphod needed to get inside the castle, and he needed Mat4ney to come with him. So fighting their way around the castle, Zaphod and Mat4ney swoop through everything and find themselves low, right outside the window of an apparently unused room. Zaphod figured his men alongside the Frackernation could take care of the war outside.
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