The next addition in the Boredom Hits Americans series.

“Well well well, if it isn’t my old 2nd in command,” said Zaphod. 

The man looked confused for a second, then suddenly a very frightened look came on his face.

“Gregory?”

“Not anymore. I’m Zaphod now.”

By this time, JJ and Private had joined in. 

“It is you….” 

“I’m back, bitches.”

Right after he said that, Zaphod lunged with one sword behind him and ready, and the other sword in front of him, ready to stab. With only a moment to gather himself, the Glack Leader, apparently known as Kyle, deflected the stabbing sword with one sword. Zaphod then swung his other sword under to cut from below, and Kyle jumped out of the way. 

Mat4ney, JJ, and Private took on Kyle’s goons so that Zaphod would have a fair chance. But they were outnumbered. They feared they would soon lose their lives. 

Luckily, by this time, the Frackernation had one third more people than the Glackfernation, so 10 people came to assist Zaphod and his men in the fight.

Zaphod had the advantage over Kyle. He kept attacking, and Kyle was forced to continue blocking. But Zaphod kept getting more and more fierce. He had swung so hard that it knocked one of Kyle’s swords out of his hand. But that lowered his defenses, so it was a lot easier to get that one out of his grasp. When Kyle didn’t have any swords left, Zaphod swung down, and Kyle caught the sword between his wrists, like a Ninja. He managed to fling the sword and roll over so that Zaphod’s other sword couldn’t catch him. When he rolled, Kyle found another sword and immediately flung it toward Zaphod. Zaphod ducked, caught it, and jumped toward Kyle with both swords above his head, then struck down, hard. Kyle rolled again and attempted to get up, but Zaphod nicked him, so Kyle had a couple decent gashes in his back. Zaphod saw the roll coming, so as soon as he landed, he jumped again, did a front flip, and sliced Kyle in 3. Zaphod just stood there with blood on his swords, knowing he claimed the Glackfernation Castle.

Now there were about 15 Frackers helping Zaphod’s men take out Kyle’s goons, and there were only two left. They didn’t stand a chance. After they died, the Frackers went back to fight the last of the Glackers. The Frackernation won the Bodükognerschiten with 15 Frackers left! The war was over! The Frackernation now had 2 bases: their old hideout, and a captured Castle! The Frackernation now needed two leaders to keep order, and they already had one….

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