Zaphod replied quietly “If I wanted to destroy the Frackernation, I could do it without scamming you guys.”

He continued his announcement. “The new Frack’s leader is the very same guy put on the news for being the only Glack defect to survive, and we are honored to have him and his group offer their alliance to the Frackernation!”

“‘Ey!” someone spouted up from the crowd. “Without their leader, the group killed half of us without a single loss! What makes you think they want to join us? I think it’s a scam!”

“If they wanted to, they could end us without scamming us. Anyway, they’ve already proven that without their leader, they are our most powerful addition to the Frackernation! With their leader, we will no doubt have the Glackfernation at their knees! Gregory Mellington, now known as Zaphod Beeblebrox, says he learned his destiny after leaving the Glackfernation, but he can’t fulfill it alone. So he came to us, and now, we have the power to claim victory in the Bodükognerschiten! We have hope yet!”

Cheers erupted, and Zaphod stepped up.

After thanking everyone for accepting him after all his evil doings, he got down to business. “Now, as we all know, the Bodükognerschiten is, has been, and always will be a very difficult war between two great powers for as long as it goes on. I have a plan on how to end the Bodükognerschiten, but it will involve many sacrifices. It won’t be easy, but it will be done. Now, here’s the plan.”

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A month later, new Fracks had already replaced the Fracks had didn’t make it upon Zaphod’s arrival. The new Frackers were trained, and the plan was seemingly flawless. During this time, Zaphod had spent an excruciating number of hours perfecting his plan and developing a new piece of equipment that only he and his men would use. As a gift from the Frackernation, they each received a Katana and special training on how to use it. Zaphod got 2.

The entire Frackernation was now in lines, preparing for war. The Frackernation Leader stepped up and spoke. “While we prepare ourselves for battle, Cpt. Zaphod B. and his men will get into position. You all know the plan, but unfortunately, many of you will not survive. We will wait here until the radio signal is given by Zaphod, then we go to war.”