Just yonder, com Man was struggling to make her way through the swamp behind Fdsat Boy’s place. com Man had severely hurt her scalp during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength.  Another pack of feral Care Bears suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the daw.  One by one they latched on to com Man.  Already weakened from her injury, com Man yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed.  The last thing she saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Care Bears running off with her daw.

   But then God came down with His congenial smile and restored com Man’s daw. Feeling relieved, God smote the Care Bears for their injustice.  Then He got in His best-in-its-so-called-class’s sedan and sputtered away with the fortitude of  one million spotted wolf hamsters running from a teens pack of venomous koalas. com Man tripped with joy when she saw this. Her daw was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in four minutes her favorite TV show,  Lizzie McGuire, was going to come on (followed immediately by When long-haired sea monkeys meet rusty razor blade). com Man was ecstatic. And so, everyone except Fdsat Boy and a few pipe bomb-toting venomous koalas lived blissfully happy, forever after.