“Oh… Ianto!” Jack Harkness called through from the bedroom.

“Yes sir? I mean Jack.” He corrected himself; he doubted whether he would ever manage to get that right.

“Come back in here…”

He strolled back into the bedroom, a smug grin on his face. “You called?”

“Guess what I found!”

“What?”

“No guess.” Jack grinned.

“Stun gun?”

“Ooo no, but we have to see if we can find that later.”

“Definitely… well then what?”

“The stopwatch!” Jack produced it from under the bed covers, waving at Ianto. “Plenty of things you can do with a stopwatch.” He hinted, quoting Ianto from an earlier conversation.

“Yeah there is…”

“How bout we try some of them…?”

“Sounds good.” Ianto replied.

“What shall we do first then?” Jack hinted.

“Oh I know! How about I time long it takes you to put your clothes on?”

Jack rolled his eyes, either Ianto didn’t get the hint or he was very good at acting. “I was thinking more like; I time how long it takes you to take your clothes off.”

“Oh I get it… how about…” He paused to think for a few seconds. “How long you will sit there naked before you get cold and put your clothes on?”

“Ianto! You know that’s not the kind of thing I meant.”

“Okay so how about… how long it takes to get to the hub from here?”

“Ianto!” He yelled. “Please tell me you are joking and actually know what I mean!” He snapped, almost joining the words into one long one.

“Okay, I was joking.” He pulled an expression to show he was just saying it coz Jack had told him to.

“Ianto!”

“I was joking really!” He grinned, Jack pouted at him, not impressed that Ianto was deliberately aggravating him. “But seriously what are you, an animal?! Can’t go more than a few minutes without sex?!”

“Well I can…” Jack reasoned. “But when I can choose not to then I prefer not to; 51st century pheromones.”

“I don’t care! I’m not going to let you use me as a sex toy Jack!”

“You’re my boyfriend Ianto, there’s a difference…” He pulled puppy dog eyes at his younger lover. “And I have the stopwatch… you know you can’t resist.”

“Damn you Jack Harkness and your stupid adorable eyes.” Ianto tried to sound angry but didn’t really work.

“You know you love them.” Jack winked.

“They’re the problem…” He smiled, he never could really resist Jack and his charms.

“I’d say they’re more of a God send.” He replied cheekily.

“Oh shut up you… you’re not helping.”

“Well you can’t keep angry at me; we already established that.” Jack grinned his cheeky grin.

“Oh shh, and come here and kiss me already.” Ianto wrapped his arms around Jack, pulling his body against his.

“No objections here.” Jack kissed him hard, smiling into his mouth as he did so.