It all starts here.
(Seedy little motel somewhere in Southern Az. Alarm Clock Ringing)
Lying in bed is Sam Tityman A small time Wannabe dope dealer from somewhere in North Carolina. Next to him is his “pain in the ass Old Lady.” Shea Tweaka. Reaching over and shutting the alarm clock off, Sam Say’s” WAKE UP Shea! We got to go early!” He says as he sits up on the side of the bed and turns on the light. “It’s too early LEAVE ME ALONE!” Shea replies pulling the pillow over her head. Don’t be a pain in the ass Robin, get up! You know we got a big day today I just want to be on top of it girl, you know! “GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO Honey it’s only Four Forty Five am, no one gets up this freaking early!” she says as she rolls over on the bed. Sam getting up and heading toward the bath room say’s “I love you too honey” and flips her “the bird”.
Mean while in a Posh Hotel somewhere in Mexico. Tom Poppas and his new bride Lolly (Yes! now known as “Lolly Poppas”) are waking up as the sun shines through the window and the gentle breeze whips through the curtains. Rolling over saying I love you to one another and kissing. Lolly say’s smiling “I am so happy. I can’t believe how our luck has changed. As she’s getting up and heading to the bathroom, Tom Say’s “I know! If you would have told me six months ago, that we would be married and on our honeymoon right now. I’d a Laughed hard.” Giggling and laughing as she heads toward the bathroom, Lolly Asks “What time is it? We have to be at the airport by two thirty our flight leaves at three pm.” Tom replies “It’s only Five Forty Five am. We have plenty of time.” and follows her into the bathroom.
(Airport terminal luggage loading operations and the A.A Office)
Field manager Jack Mehauf is heading out the door to his new office. Out through the employees lounge and out past the time clock. As he rounds the corner and sees “Hum and Strum” he says sarcastically “Here’s the finest airport employee’s this airport has ever had.” Yes Sir! Captain Jack! Sir! Captain of the cart haulers” ” Gee Thanks Jack!” “Ass” Allen say’s laughing to Ray as they go around the corner. “Are we on today, Ray?” asks Allen. “Yep”! He replies. “Ok! I will swap them and you’ll owe me Twenty Bucks!” Say’s Ray, as he clocks in on the time clock. Allen exclaims “Twenty bucks! Well OK! Twenty it is” As they turn toward the line of carts with luggage piled on them. “What time is it” Asks Allen? “We got about fifteen minutes still. It’s only quarter till Seven. Let’s get some coffee before we have to start.” says Ray.
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