Okay, this first story is such a pain in the butt!!  This episode happened on November 9th 2002.  A man, Levinston, had just got out of 3 long years of prison, and he wanted to have some fun!!  He was on parole, he had to be good, or he’d go back to prison for 2 more years!!  He set off to pick up  a few necessities.   He rented an SUV, got a bottle of Jack Daniel’s, and  picked up a prostitute.  Once he had gotten the things that he really needed he was off to have a great night.   He was traveling along Imperial Highway in El Segundo California.  The two pulled off on the side of the road to “talk” I’m sure… when a they saw the red and blue lights!!  Levinston was terrified that he was going to go back to prison for a canister of pepper spray that he had.   Levinston did the one thing he was taught in prison.  He shoved the can of pepper spray right up his…. you guessed it!  He attempted to tell the officer that he was only talking to his wife, but the cop didn’t buy it.  He made Levinston get out of the SUV.  The cop could smell the alcohol on his breath, and he didn’t like the fact that Levinston’s pants were around his ankles.   In a brief struggle, the cop pushed him against the SUV and guess what happened next?!  The can of pepper spray went off inside of his arse.  The pepper spray ate away at the lining of his colon, irritating it, and then….yep… he was a goner.

Woman, next time you go to shave your legs, remember this story!  The date is December 21st, 2007.  The place was Excelsior, Las Vegas.  Tracy was getting ready for her exhausting job of being a Las Vegas showgirl.  The night she was getting ready to go to work she was shaving her legs.  She grabbed a used razor and began to shave her legs. She cut her leg in a hurry to get to work.  The razor had a bacteria of Group A Streptococcus.  The strand that was on this razor had a terrible toxin.   It was a flesh eating disease.  A few days later, Tracy woke up to look in the mirror and found half of her face eaten away!  It broke through a pimple in her face, and ate it’s way across her face!!  By the time she had gone to the hospital, it was too late, and Tracy died of Septic shock.  Come on ladies.. make sure that you have new razors before shaving your legs.  Me, I’m going to Nair!!