I’m sure all of you have heard of getting a birthday cake and having a stripper or someone you know jumping out of the middle of the cake, right?  Well, these people didn’t know what to think when they got their birthday cake.  In Consenza, Italy some friends were excitedly waiting for a stripper to jump out of a middle of a cake.  They waited, and she didn’t come out. They figured that maybe she wasn’t in there. Boy, were they surprised to find that she was dead!  Gina Lalapola, age 23 died inside of the cake of suffocation while waiting during shipping of the birthday cake.   SURPRISE!!!

I have heard of advertising on the Internet for many things.  In fact, I myself go on the Internet looking at vehicles, animals, and where go for good garage sales.  Never have I heard of a story as bizarre as this one.  Sharon  Lopattka lived in Hampstead, Maryland.  She had a weird sexual fetish in which she advertised for.  She wanted a man to torture and then to kill her for sexual gratification.  After a few false leads, she finally met Robert Fredrick Glass.  They met in NC where Glass tortured her for several days, and then killed her with a nylon cord.  He was later convicted of voluntary manslaughter, and possession of child porn.  What an advertisement!

My HEART really flutters at this next story.  Lucas was a loner who lived in the desert at Hillendale Ranch, Tooele County, Utah.  On October 19 2005, Lucas had read in a smut magazine that he could make his own sex toy by getting a cow heart and connecting it to a car battery. So off to the local slaughterhouse he went.  PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME.. .  Pretty soon, Lucas had hooked up a car battery to the cow heart, he called Bessy.  Well, the pulsing from the car heart sure did do a good job for Lucas’ membrane, but that just wasn’t enough for him.  He thought, if 12v feels this good, imagine what 110v feels like!  So, he hooked Bessy up to an outlet in the wall and watched her flutter away.  He was so excited, but the moment his membrane went inside of his new toy, his heart stopped beating. No, not the toy heart, HIS heart. He did of premature electrocution. Wow.. what a way to die.

Well, since I’m on a roll with weird bizarre ways to die sexually, let me finish off by tell you the weirdest.  The date is February 27 2006 (may I ad that this story happened on my birthday!!!)  The setting is in Tonopah, NV, at the Kitty Patch.  Sam Ricky is a virgin.  He is 32 years old, and decides tonight, he will no longer be a virgin.  He goes to the kitty patch to have some fun.  He looks through the first 2 girls, and gets excited, but when he sees girl #3, he really starts to itch.  The third girl is a dominatrix, Miss Misery. She puts him in an all latex suit and gags him.  He is excited as she begins to dominate him.  What he didn’t know was that he was allergic to latex.  After a few moments, his entire body breaks out in hives and rashes.  His eyes and throat begins to burn.  He is going into shock.  Since he is gagged, he is unable to tell his Mistress what is going on.  She thinks he is just really enjoying the game.  She continues on spanking him, binding him, and taking complete control.  She had no idea that she was really killing him!  His blood pressure slows, and then his heart stopped.  Damn, he died a virgin!!!!!

I hope you enjoyed this article as much as the other one!  I sure did enjoy doing the research