(I copied that from an old, bad Sylvester Salone movie where his co-star is a female robot)

* * *

Gwen and Kyle were tired. Gwen was crying.

“He told me he loved me!” she cried.

“Gwen, you need to realize something. 1, he was drunk, 2, he is gay, and 3, boys are naturally and biologically jerks,” Kyle said, “expect more of it in your future.”

“Ok, I’m better now.” Gwen said.

* * *

“Are you sure you want to do this?” asked Timmy.

“Yes,” said Megatron.

“Ok, let’s go,” said Timmy.

* * *

“We have some things to say,” Timmy said, “You go first honey,”

“Ok,” Megatron nodded, “First off, I am sorry. Truly. I was never loved as a child, my parents raised me with hate to be a supervillian. I have sincerely changed. Second, I have changed my name from Megatron, to something far happier. I will now be known as Megahappy,” Megatron (well, not anymore) said.

“Thirdly,” Timmy smiled, “Me and Megahappy are getting married, and having a party!”

“Oh my God!” Kyle said, “This is great!”

“Everyone is invited to the wedding!”

“Yay!”

Chapter 9 – The Wedding

Everyone was there. Dane dropkicked Scott Boyce in the face. Michael was there, mumbling about Gwen’s brain. Clive was chilling, advertising for Jolly Ranchers in his wicked afro. It was like a parade, some sort of victory/love parade. Evan was saying stuff about oppression, Tallan was busy well, being Tallam (I’m 1 for 2 Tallam, well now I’m 1 for 3. HA! Yes, I know I spelt his name wrong,) Carl was trying to stop the parade for some reason. Audrey (Kyle’s girlfriend) was complaining bitterly about her earlier portrayal in the story. Sheena was chillin like a villain, but not a supervillain, cause we’d either have to kill her, or fall in love with her, with Sareny and Natalie. Emily was hanging out with Megahappy.

Audrey was also saying, “I love this ending! It’s like in ‘Meet the Robinsins,’ everyone has a happy ending, even the supervillain!” While people rolled their eyes at her. Adam got hit by a bat, by accident, which really hurt. Morgan did it, but felt bad after.

“Ow,” Scott said, “My head/face area hurts.”

Jamie was being congratulated on somehow convincing Kyle to get a line in the story outside of the parade, (page 12) which was very impressive. The parade was insane. Timmy and Megahappy were clearly very much in love, also Megahappy was happy.

The party raged on for hours. All the girls raved at Timmy’s dress, it was very pretty.

“Hey Kyle! You need one! You’re ‘The Pretty Princess’!” Timmy said.

“I hate you,” said Kyle.

“I’m super badass,” said Gwen.

“Yeah,” Kyle said, “you sure are.”

“Hey Kyle, can I talk you to for a second?” Gwen asked.

“Sure,” and they found a quiet spot.

“So Gwen, what’s up?” Kyle asked.

“I’m pregnant.”

Fin

(duh duh duhnnnnn)

Author’s note: I don’t mean ANY of the jokes, they are in there purely for hilarity. If they offended you, good. If they didn’t, let me know so I can make them worse.