Sabu Maso Pt.3

By: James Calabro, Richard Goodly, and Nicklus Barnes

After Taco Bell blew up, Richard wipes off his face.

“Phew..that was close.”

Nick stares and then says, “Are you serious, we’ve could’ve gotten killed.”

“Yea, I know, that’s why I said it was close that we didn’t get killed.”

Jimmy then says. “Hey guys, why don’t we go to my house and have an allnighter?”

Everyone agrees and Nick says, “Why don’t we have D. Noll over?”

Suddenly, D. Noll falls from the sky and lands in what used to be the old Taco Bell parking lot.

“Uh, Derek, what were you doing in the sky?” asks LeBacca.

“Well, I was intoxicated…”

“Oh, okay” says everyone.

“And I guess I just got a little…”

“High?” Everyone laughs.

So Richard, Nick, LeBacca, Jimmy, and Derek head over to Jimmy’s residence to have an allnighter. Unbeknownst to anyone, Derek has no pants, but it doesn’t seem to bother him.

As they walk down by St. Joseph, they meet up with Ryan Harvey. He’s at the corner trying to earn some money by playing drums. Nick and Richard start dancing to the beats and earn money for Ryan. Ryan’s penis is happy. He walks with everyone down to Jimmy’s house.

At Jimmy’s house is Aaron Tsay who had run there this morning but later has to go into work.

“Jimmy, come run with me to the Dynasty, I have to work.”

“Man, you always havin to work, Aaron.”

Jimmy complains, but runs with Aaron to the Dynasty. They meet up with the Cross Country team who is also running to the Dynasty. Suddenly, some psycho in a small, black car chases them.

“WHO DA FUCK IS CHASING US?” yells Aaron. “No, way its not…”

Jimmy interrupts. “Fuck. Guys, its Mike Titus.”

“Does this kid ever die?” Ian questions.

“I guess not,” concludes Vince.

“You guess not,” says Jimmy.

“Yea.”

“Yes.”

“Uh, huh.”

“Yes.”

“That’s right.”

“Die.”

Running out of breath, Aaron stops running, but Mike keeps chasing him. Suddenly, Mike hits Aaron and knocks him to the ground. Bleeding from his ears, Aaron says, “You hit me. You seriously just hit me. I kinda liked it.”

Behind Mike is Nick, Richard and LeBacca trying to run Mike off the road. They can’t really seem to hit him with LeBacca’s car, because Mike keeps swerving back and forth. LeBacca begins to doubt his driving ability. “Guys, I can’t seem to get a hold of him.”

“Use the force, LeBacca.” says Nick.

“Trust your instincts.” says Richard.

LeBacca looks at Mike. “I have you now.” He runs Mike off the road and Mike’s car flips over into BestBuy.

Jimmy joins up with LeBacca and the guys. The Cross Country team runs off into the sunset. “Hey guys, while we’re here want to go to Starbucks?”

Nick and Richard disagree because its too expensive but go in, but go in regardless. On the way in, they see Jenna Smith, Jackie Webster, and Amanda Kasem.
Richard approaches Jackie and tries to spit game…

“Hey Jackie …”

Richard licks his sexy lips

“Get away from me you loser”

Richard stares at her then goes in for a kiss…Jackie grabs him by the throat and throw him out of the window of Starbucks.

“Wow, you’re pretty strong” says Nick

“Don’t call me strong”

“Alright.”

Richard comes back into Starbucks and dusts himself off.

“Ay guys lets go” Richard says

“No, I wanna be with Jenna” Jimmy says

“Jimmy, lets leave”

“Alright”

So they head to the Calabro Residence…While they watch T.V. the doorbell rings…

At the door is a maso piece of Broccoli and other vegetables as well

“Hi, I’m Brock Basil. This is my dad, Father Carrot. My mom, Mother Zucchini, and my brother, Brussel Sprout.”

Jimmy, Nick, Richard, and LeBacca laff hysterically at the family.

“Oh yeah, this is my sister, India.”

They all stare at the girl because she isn’t a vegetable. Then out of nowhere she begins to dance, but there is no music.

India begins to dance.

*Staring*

“Uh, yeah…I gotta go to work. Jimmy, take me to work”

Richard arrives at work and does his job, waiting tables. He has just got the duty of serving Dedric Small’s table…

“Hello sir, what can I get you to drink?” Richard asks

“A liquid beverage please…” Dedric replies

“Yeah, thanks…what would you like to drink?”

“Get me some wine”

“Sir, we do not serve wine here”

“Get me some wine!!!”

“WE DON’T SERVE WINE HERE!!!”

“GIVE ME SOME FUCKING WINE!!!”

“Ay duu, who the fuck you cussin’ at B. We can take this to parkin lot, fa real.”

Richard slaps him in the face with a breadstick.

“What’s the problem here?” Nick says.

“Nick, what are you doing here?”

“I’m the manager…I just got hired and I didn’t even turn in an application?

“Oh ok”

“This dude keeps asking for wine…”

“Then go get him some wine!!!”

Richard goes into the kitchen and puts a spoon of jelly into a cup of water and gives it to Dedric…

“This isn’t wine.” Dedric says

“Yes” Richard replies

“No!!!”

Richard takes the cup of jelly water and throws it in Dedric’s face. Dedric walks out of the restaurant and comes back with Peanut…they walk towards Richard and Peanut steps on some jelly and slips.

THEN SUDDENLY

Aaron Barnes comes out of nowhere in a Banana suit

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly
Peanut Butter Jelly
Peanut Butter Jelly with a Baseball ba—

Then Donkey Kong comes and eats Aaron Barnes.

“OMFG!!! A Monkey!!!” Nick says

Everyone storms out of the restaurant. Jimmy happens to be there in the parking lot so Richard and Nick jump into the jeep.

Mike Titus shoots the Donkey Kong while dressed in a Mario outfit. Donkey Kong explodes.

Ballin(We Fly High) begins to play then.

Aaron Barnes emerges in some Stunna shades and a fly outfit that is matching…like always.

Since Donkey Kong is the only animal to come out of a video game, he was considered an endangered species, and Mike Titus is sent to court. At court Richard says, “I like potatoes!” and Nick replies, “I like cereal.”

Richard retorts, “I like potatoes.”

Nick gets clever and says, “You like potatoes.”

Richard is too fast and says, “Yes.”

“Yes, you do…”

Jimmy’s dad shows up with the evidence, the Mario Suit, and people mistake him for Mario himself and begin to go crazy. One guy started jumping up and down with a hand grenade then ran out and there was an explosion…remains found the man to be none other than Steve, just Steve.

The rest of the people in the courtroom just stare and mike is released because the judge said that having no friends was punishment enough for killing Donkey Kong.
Nick, Jimmy, and Richard then went to best buy to get a computer monitor. At Best Buy, Larry and Chad were outside waiting for a PS3. Nick and Richard just stared at them. Then Nick asked one question, “Mine?” and then they walked in the store.

Nick and Richard went and played Lego star wars, while Jimmy got the monitor. Outside Chad and Larry were freezing; but they were getting PS3s…not PS2s…PS3s…for $500…is it worth it?…is it worth it?……..sure…why do I keep putting ellipses?…

They got the monitor and went to the Calabro residence. At jimmy’s they started eating some cake and ice cream with liquid drinks on the side. Jimmy wanted to eat some food, and then Katharine said, “I’ve seen that 1 hundred and 13 times.”

And Nick said, “Oh, really how did you see it 1 hundred and 13 times? Did you watch part of it for only a few minutes?”

Everyone looked and said, “What?”

“Well, the and means a decimal place, like 100 decimal 13.”

“Thanks Nick from 2003,” Jimmy says. Everyone laffs a lot.

AND THEN BOOM!…in through the door comes Santa, a turkey, and a rabbit…

Jimmy looks and says, “Uh, santa, where’s my PS3?”

Santa says, “Don’t get greedy, you don’t have friends and don’t need to play video games.”

Nick snickers and says, “DOMINATED!”

Richard looks at the turkey then, “GOBBLE, GOBBLE GOBGOBBLE, SABBLE MABBLE.”

The turkey looks and Richard and says, “STFU newb, I can talk, what a prejudice punk.”

Nick says, “Don’t call Richard prejudice.”

Turkey replies with a sorry. Then Turkey and Santa start talking.

Santa asks, “you, we were wondering are you a bunny or a hare?”

“I’m a rabbit, faggit, maggot, bob saget, raggit, taggit, snaggit.” Rabbit replies.

“Yeah, thanks,” Vince shouts from the living room.

Richard yells, “SILLY RABBIT TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS!”
Everyone just stares at Richard…

“what did I overreact or something, come on guys, that’s funny.”

No one laughs.

Mike suddenly shows up on Yoshi, which he stole from Mario along with his suit.

Mike shoots the turkey and takes it home for Thanksgiving.