CHAPTER 1

The greatest story of all time starts off in a small town that only is possible to imagine in a mind devoted to the theory of evolution. Our story starts off with a Trainer; not just any trainer, oh no, this trainer was Fien! A mere teenage boy from a small town no one’s ever heard of. We join our Adventurer on a path way not to far off from the city with his Pokémon nearing being shot…..

WYANAT!!! “Shut the fuck up Wyanat!” WYANAT! “Cause u are fucking driving me insane!” NINJASK! “No not u ninjask.” WYANAT! “Cause its u who is fucking annoying me with the same damn question at least Ninjask has some ambition in his life!” RATATA! “Oh go sit down Ratata u need to keep drinking that water to get the drugs out of your system.” WYANAT! “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! RATATA JUST GO KILL HIM!”

RATATATA IS THAT YOU????(In a meek and soft voice) 

YOU KILLED HIM; YOU KILLED BUTTERFREE 
RATTA RATTA TAAAATTTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! 
(Implodes and then reforms into two) 
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“We have a problem”

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“O GOD NO NOT MORE!”, yelled Plotra (Fien’s intern for the day)

 “Go get the ultra balls now!!!”

(Plotra returns)

“No not the fucking great balls those ones are blue!!! How the fuck am I supposed to catch a decent Pokémon with these pieces of shit!!?? God useless interns”, yelled Fien as he watches Plotra scramble away.

(Returning with the ultra balls 20 minutes later…..)

“Great during your walk they got away now go get Dr Oak…”

“You mean profes…”

“No! He never graduated! He only calls himself professor because he believes his electronic inventions make him one. Like really? No one ever thought of the internet with a camera on a hand held device before?? God! Look I have this all on my I-phone”

(Snatching his phone from his hand)

…GOD DAM U PELIPER! GIVE ME BACK MY I-PHONE!

..PEEELLLIPER.. …NINININIJASK……………………………(taking phone far into the abyss; with Ninjask hot on his tail)

“Great thanks a lot Butterfree! {Points disappointedly at dead carcass.}