Yay! The strip where I finally got off my lazy arse, learned to draw, and finally made up some names! Don’t ask me how Jack knows the name of a random thief that just wandered in.
Necromancer: Before I forget, do you know everyone’s names, idiot?
Jack: Yep! Except you!
Jack: I’m Jack, she’s Elsa, he’s Martin, and he’s Joseph.
Elsa to Martin: Pocket.
Martin: Thanks.
Martin lights Joseph on fire.
Elsa: What is your name, Necromancer?
Necromancer: A necromancer never reaveals his name. It is tradition.
Jack: Then what should we call you?
Necromancer: Anything, I guess.
Jack: How about-
Necromancer: Within reason.
Jack: Oh.
Elsa: Eh, we’ll figure something out.
Martin: Sure.
Joseph pickpockets Elsa.
Joseph (Thinking to self): Heh, heh.
Elsa: I saw that.
Joseph: Crap.
Necromancer: The nearest Thieves’ guild is a bit down the highway.
Joseph: Yay!
Necromancer: Now he’s gone for a while…
Lucien walks in.
Necromancer: Ah, Lucien! What can I do for you?
Lucien: It’s regarding those annoying monks. They’re complaining about my vampirism, and the dread father demands more souls in the void…
Necromancer: Of course your new recruits can kill them for practice, Lucien.
Lucien: Thank you.
Lucien leaves.
Necromancer to Jack, Martin and Elsa: Oh, yes, the assassin’s guild is renting out the basement.
Meanwhile…
Joseph whistles innocently.
Random thief pickpockets Joseph.
Random thief (thinking): Heh, heh.
Joseph: Hey, what’s that?
Random thief: Huh?
Joseph pickpockets Random thief while he is distracted.
Joseph (thinking): Yoink! Heh, heh.
The sign reads on one arrow: “Theives’ Guild”
The other arrow reads: “Guard-only shortcut. (Not!)”
Random Thief: What, that?
Joseph: Huh?
Random Thief (thinking): YOINK! Heh, heh.
Necromancer, Jack, Martin and Elsa are watching them in a crystal ball.
Necromancer: Idiots.
Martin: They almost make Jack look smart!
Jack: Yay!
Martin: Note the ‘almost’.
Jack: Oh.
Jack: Elsaa, Martin’s being mean!
Elsa: Good for him. Stop acting like a baby.
Lucien walks in with blood around his mouth.
Necromancer: Good hunting, Lucien?
Lucien: Yes. Monks don’t taste quite as good as elves, but it is food all the same.
Necromancer: You’re creepy.
Lucien: I know.
Lucien starts licking off the blood.
Necromancer: You’d think the entrance would keep them away.
Lucien: Quite.
The entrance is shown, with evil-looking magic fire, a severed head, a sign reading “Evil Caves”, lightning above, an adress plate reading ‘666′, and a sign reading “MONKS GO AWAY!”
Necromancer: It’s clearly posted.
Elsa: Today’s strip was sponsored by: KrisCo Foods’ new spicy roast boar strips! They’re mm-mm good!
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