Necromancer: How did you become a white mage?

Elsa: Well-

Martin: I smell foreshadowing.

Jack: Mmm, minty!

Elsa: Why do I hang around you two?

Martin and Jack: You’re relatively helpless.

Elsa: Oh, right.

Elsa (flashback): I was taught by the elder druids to cast the “Force of Nature”.

This was because white mages were dying out at the time, and we needed powerful druids.

Demons were trying to slay us all, and I had to defend us…

Elsa uses Force of Nature on a Demon. (It’s super effective!)

Captain McDemon: OW.

Elsa (flashback): After that they made me a mage master. Then after we had gotten more mages, they didn’t want anyone except them to know it [force of nature], and kicked me out.

Elsa: Cheeky arses.

Elsa (flashback): Then I found these two, who really needed help, so I laughed and agreed to be their healer.

Then we couldn’t find anything wrong, and found you.

Flashback kid: Miss, our town is burning, people are dying from disease and barbarians and I am starving!

Flashback Elsa: Hi.

Flashback Necromancer: Hi.

End of Flashback.

Necromancer: That took up an unnecessary amount of space.

Elsa: I know.

Jack looks like he is in a coma.

Martin: I think you’ve fried what little brains he has. He’ll be back in a second.

Jack wakes up.

Jack: The Gods have given me a quest! It was, it was… Ah, couldn’t have been important.

Meanwhile…

Joseph walks up to a cave with a sign reading “GUARDS-THIEVES’ GUILD NOT HERE!”

Two Guards walk up to Joseph.

Titus, Captain of the Guard: Do you have any idea of where the Thieves’ Guild is, citizen?

Joseph: Uh, no.

Titus: Blast!

Sgt. Ritchie, Retard of the Watch: I told you Sir, they were messing with us.

Titus and Ritchie leave the scene.

Titus: Time to go, sergeant. It obviously isn’t here. That citizen couldn’t be lying.

Ritchie: Right.

Joseph walks into the cave, sniggering.

Thieves’ Guild Door Guard: Greetings! To get in you will need to go through a seiries of tests. Blah, blah, blah,blah…

Joseph starts rifling through the door guard’s pockets.

Thieves’ Guild Door Guard: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…

Thieves’ Guild Door Guard sees Joseph pickpocketed him.

Thieves’ Guild Door Guard: Okay, you’re a thief, go in.

Joseph: Yay!