If you haven’t heard of the Space Traders Solution, this is a brief summary of that story.
After the Space Traders deployed the Somnecht (the chemical that restores the ozone layer), taught the whites how to use the machinery given to them, and took all the blacks of the United States, it was a time of great jubilation… the white people of the United States of America were throwing parties, the Anne Frank Society were executed, the President of the United States was popping bottles of Armendale, and it was pure horror.
Let’s focus on a peculiar character, let’s call her, Maria. Professor Golighty has been cheating on Mrs. Golightly because he felt that since they were going to space with the Space Traders, that he would see what cheating on somebody would be like (since he’s never done it in his life). Now Maria is pregnant and it is Golightly’s child. Maria went to the doctor to get an abortion, but didn’t feel any pain because Golightly was collected by the federal government and sent to the Space Traders so there is no point for keeping the baby, Maria believes, if there isn’t a father available.
Now let’s go to the ships that are leaving the Milky Way Galaxy. Professor Golightly and several thousand blacks had thought of a plan to overpower the life forms that had imprisoned them. Golightly said, “If we are to be enslaved by these creatures, restrained by these chains, and brought from our own country, our own world. Then we shall fight like Kunta Kinte and his fellow slave ship companions, we shall fight like our ancestors who have been enslaved before us more than 200 years ago. We shall survive this nightmare we call life and we shall overcome this disgusting tyranny!” “YEAH!!!” the mob of black people said, for they thought that they should overcome the tyranny that the whites thought were superheroes. But, looks can be deceiving once you think about it. So, Golightly and the several thousands of black people formed an organization called B.R.U.S.O., the Black Revolutionary Underground Secret Organization. “What is the objective?” Golighty screamed at the top of his lungs.
The B.R.U.S.O. replied, “The Elimination of the Space Traders!” “WHAT is the objective?” Golightly questioned again, and the Organization replied, “To eliminate what ever obstacle is in our way towards freedom!” Golightly questioned at the risk of losing his voice, “WHAT IS THE OBJECTIVE!?” The Organization replied, “THE ELIMINATION OF THE SPACE TRADERS!!!”
A couple of hours later, the Space Traders came in and fed the hundreds of thousands of blacks with bread, cornmeal, rotten meat and lukewarm water, this was the time when all of the Aliens in one particular ship were in the same room in the same time. Luckily, the Aliens didn’t know Morse Code.
The Blacks however, did. Professor Golightly tapped out a mores code message to a man next to him. The message tapped out was, THE ALIENS ARE IN THE RECREATION ROOM…TIME TO REBELLION… 1 HOUR…THAT IS WHEN OUR MEAL BREAK ENDS…PASS IT ON…
Without hesitation, the man tapped out the message to the next person, and the next person tapped out the message to the other person next to him and, so on and, so forth. When a half hour passed, Professor Golightly and a few thousand people snuck into the kitchen to sneak some knives and other sharp tools. They got past security and snuck into the Rec Room that the Aliens were in. One of the people sprang out into action and stabbed one of the aliens in the head. Unnoticed, the others used stealth to silently kill a couple hundred aliens, but there were still a couple thousand left.
Fortunately, there was a weapons room and they got more effective, more lethal weapons that would help them in this battle of wits. Being the smart one, Professor Golightly took 2 Plasma Assault Rifles and 5 Cluster Grenades. Golightly threw a grenade and killed about 497 aliens. Now this was the time to recognize what was happening to the aliens. The aliens swerved around, in fear that something happened to their fellow brethren, and indeed something happened to them. They were a smoldering pile of ash, and standing before that ash were the people that were responsible for their deaths, the B.R.U.S.O. One of the aliens yelped out, “Seize them! Seize them and kill them for what they have done!”
The Organization did not linger, for they ran at the aliens instead of running away from them. It was a fierce battle and many lives were lost. Only a few aliens were left in the slight war against B.R.U.S.O. and there were many members of the Organization that were killed. Golightly was slightly wounded; a small fracture in his skull.
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