The Easterly region of Poig is known as Hhhu, its climate is very non-committal, like that person in primary school who could never decide whether to play pogs or pokemon. Its name emphasizes the sort of “I dunno” feeling that surrounds Hhhu, the namer thought ” It will begin with H, then I will add another h because that is cool and groovy but I dunno about another h, maybe, I dunno, maybe, I dunno[ GET ON WITH IT!] okay don”t get your knickers in a twist h it is, I need a vowel but I dunno maybe another h would be hip, or a different consonant, maybe j [DON'T BE BLOODY STUPID] all right blinking hell, I’ll add a u, or maybe an I,I dunno an o would be good[IF YOU DON'T MAKE THE NAME IN 5 SECONDS IM GOING TO RIP YOUR VOICEBOX OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND SELL IT TO A JIGGER] okay, Hhhu,but I dunno it sounds a bit Hhhuey to me’. The climate of Hhhu reflects this nature: it’s got trees, but not many, its got lakes, a respectable amount and its got hills, not too high not too low. It was always just roasty in Hhhu and it usually rained a bit. The animals of Hhhu refuse to make decisions: a Cyma Lion cant decide whether too eat the Foog Wildebeest now or take it back to the family, a Niff Crab is torn between crabbing around or going out in search for his crabby destiny, a Zaok Trout is in two minds whether too turn right up to the lake or keep going to the sea.

The Western province is called Deet and it is here where most of the farming and agriculture takes place. Deet is akin to a spiders web, every town is linked, this is because most of the volcanoes are in Deet and the people need to be able to get from Aaaa( where the volcano is erupting) to Bbbb (to where everyone is as snug as a bug in a rug). The Deetan climate is that off jagged peaks falling into vast dry plains, with very few rivers or lakes. When Deet is not being hit by volcanoes it is an extremely fertile place, the dry planes are teeming with plants and flowers and the creatures are pretty chuffed with it all really. So chuffed that they would rather not tell their mate over in Hhhu off the tropical paradise of Deet or the particularly smashing species of Swede that grows there.