Enough about Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, Robin hood and Superman’s adventures and tales. Time for the alcoholics to take the floor and share their experiences.

     It’s like Daisy was going to have a high blood pressure when she woke up and saw Billie sleeping in couch in the morning and a dozen of beer cans in the fridge.

     Without a word, he grab Billie’s sleeve which made Billie wake up surprised.

     “What?”

     “You’ve gone too far now Billie, I’m taking you to a doctor!”

     “What? No! I’m not sick! Okay?” he pulled his sleeve away from Daisy’s hand.

     “No honey! You are! You are definitely sick and I can’t just sit around thinking my husband might die because of what you’ve been doing!”

     “Honey! Relax! I’m not sick! I’m fine!”

     “Believe me honey! You need help!” Daisy’s voice was begging.

     “I’m not sick honey! End of discussion!”

     “If you’re not sick! Then what do you call that? Addiction to alcohols? That’s just the same!”

     Billie scratched his  forehead and hugged his wife. “I’m touched honey you’re concerned!” he said calmly. “But I’m not sick and I’m not an alcohol addict!” he gently kissed Daisy. “It’s a habitual thirst!” he smiled and then left Daisy still mad.

     (Watch out for their next hilarious adventure!)

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