ACT 1: The Time Traveller Explodes

SCENE 1:

(New Jersey: on a waterfall)

(Man swimming wearing a bucket on his head with eye holes. He is wearing a hoodie [over a T-shirt] and ¾ baggy jeans)

Marshall Heinz: (The man looks around frantically before exclaiming) OH NO!!! (he pauses) I’ve…time-traveled WRONGLY!!!

(Marshall approaches edge of waterfall)

Marshall H: What the-!! I’m falling off a waterfall!! This must be the work of my evil archenemy Mary Murphy!!

(He falls off the waterfall)

Marshall H: Argh! Need…to…teleport!!

(He disappears in a burst of glowing blue sparks)

SCENE 2:

(Marshall H is wet)

Marshall H (flings off the bucket): AH! Where am I?!! (he looks around) I must be…in Hell!!

(He sees a sign that reads: Welcome to the Sahara Desert)

Marshall H (visibly surprised): Desert!! Bad luck!!!

(It starts snowing hard in the desert)

(Marshall starts shivering)

Marshall H: Must..teleport!!!

(He disappears in a burst of glowing red sparks)

SCENE 3:

(Manhattan)

 Marshall: Finally a normal place!

(A bird craps on his shoulder)

Marshall H (whilst shaking his fist): Damn youu Bird!! Damn you!! Another fiendish trick by Mary Murphy!!!

(The bird craps on him a again, on the other shoulder)

(Marshall takes out a handkerchief and wipes off the bird waste)

Marshall H: We’ll see…Bird…we’ll see.

(He goes to the edge of the roof and looks down)

Marshall H: Ah-hah! A helpless victim in need of rescuing!!

(He vaults off the edge of the roof and leap of faiths [free falls] till the last storey. There he grabs a ledge and swings himself to the ground, landing on his feet. He starts running and turns [half skidding] into an alleyway where a woman is getting mugged by a guy with a mullet and a long beard)