This is a true story about my friend Dylan, very odd things happen to him all the time!
Well me and Dylan are in Boy Scouts. About a year ago we were collecting canned food for the needy. Dylan is a little as you may say weird and goes to this one house around the corner, when the adult picking the food for us comes by and we yell for him, he yells “1 sec” a couple times before he finally comes back. I ask him what took him so long, and this is where our story begins…
Dylan: (Rings doorbell, old lady answers”)
Dylan: “Hi, I’m with the boy scouts and were collecting canned goods for the needy, would you like to donate anything?”
Old Lady: “Spam food, I ain’t got no spam”
Dylan: “Not spam food canned food”
Old Lady: “I already told you I ain’t got no spam!”
Dylan: “No! Canned food(pulls out a can of corn from his bag and points to it”
Old Lady: “Oh OK 1 second”
…
Old Lady: (hands Dylan an opened gallon of milk)
Dylan: “I can’t take this it expires and it is open”
Old Lady: “Oh one sec”
…
Old Lady: (hands Dylan an opened pack of spaghetti”
Dylan: “I can exept…. never mind”
Dylan: “Well thanks… I guess, Merry Christmas”
Dylan: (walks off…)
And that is where our first wacky adventure of Dylan ends, hope you liked it (:
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