This is a really interesting saga. Disclaimer: none of these people resemble anyone you or I know of, not a shred of this is true, and all of the events are entirely fictional.

Snit gets noticed by way of having laser hair removal done, to look more attractive, at the neighbor’s house. Daenaida, not one for subtlety, chews out the individual in question, who is almost ready to leave in tears, until Maenaida begins telling jokes.

Everyone laughs at Maenaida’s hilarious tales of whales and roosters, cops and robbers, tramps and trolleys – all of which sound entirely absurd. The laughter is so loud that Daenaida does not here the oven alarm, and leaves the meringue tartletts in the electric oven, as the tops begin burning.

Snit has a bizarre dream about – a nuclear power plant overload and goes back downstairs to interrupt the festivities, and the family evacuates to the big city. A major producer is in town, and listens to her movie idea. It’s terrific, it sells. Daenaida accepts the advance for the money, and sends Snit back up to her room.

Then, Daenaida notices the lemon meringue charcoal, and smears her coat with the charcoal. The guests are overcome by the fumes, and decide to leave out the back door.

Snit is forced to drink a hair grow formula, in the middle of the night, so that the hair grows back onto her legs and under her armpits. This, unfortunately, causes her hair to grow in thickly in other places, as well. Maenaida states that this is just as well, as it will help her to be more hirsuite and resolute. Daenaida sends Snit back to her hammock, so that she can be watched while she sleeps.

The next day, the neighborhood producer calls Snit to tell her that her idea is great, and he has a guest spot on a  home economics show for her to appear on. She is really nervous, and her hair grow formula has caused her to need to shave her face, however, she is unable to shave around her eyes, so she has trouble seeing. She really wants to turn the producer down, however, she’s got the phone button on mute, so she has to go. Everything goes wrong, she singes her eyelashes, spends most of the commercial break in the shower, and has turned on the oven to 500 degrees Farhenheit - plus, she’s mixed up vinegar and baking soda into her moon pie mix, not honey and baking soda – so, the moon pie she is baking explodes out of the oven while all are in the studio.

Daenaida, not to be left out, writes a blog about her travels to Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto – which is very popular! She gets an interview at a local college radio station, which is pre-recorded. Daenaida, having rescued the charcoalled lemon meringues, and turned them into charcoal sticks, brews beer in preparation for a private Oktoberfest. The whole neighborhood shows up, the yard is full of people, the patio is full of folks, as is the house, attic, basement, and dungeon. All are anticipant of the successful and humorous broadcast. The station stops broadcasting in the middle of the show.

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