Hue

hue – noun – a color or shade.

Kevin’s face had a greenish hue from all the tacos he had eaten.

You may remember the first attempt Ronnie and Kevin had made at breaking a world record. It had ended with baby rhinos and a bowl of Sissy O’s. While all this burned a white hot memory in both of their heads, they decided to do it again. While Kevin got dressed, Ronnie went to the super market to invest in a better cereal (since the last one was so bland.) Ronnie quickly jumped onto the pale grey colored pavement and rushed to the store. He grabbed a buggy and went to the cereal isle. He searched the shelves until he found Taco O’s.

“Yuck,” Ronnie said to himself,” ah whatever, Kevin will eat anything.” He tossed the box of Taco O’s into his buggy and searched for something he might actually care to send through his digestive system. He searched for a whole twelve seconds and finally came across Super Sissy O’s (now with special toy the “monster under the bed” fighting sword.)He ran to the checkout counter and quickly ran to his apartment.

“What took you so long?,” Kevin asked.

“I had to sign a waiver that said I wouldn’t use your Taco O’s to cause anyone harm,” Ronnie replied throwing the cereal box at Kevin’s face. They ate, cleaned up, and ran to the car. Kevin jumped into the driver seat and floored it, only to remember twelve minutes later that he forgot Ronnie. He tossed the car into reverse and floored it again. As he backed up he proceeded to run over a barrage of things like mailboxes, cars, small doll houses and three of his favorite, ceramic Taco Men action figures. He quickly spun the wheel and hit the brakes, almost crushing Ronnie into oblivion. Ronnie hopped into the passenger seat and Kevin went back down the street he had just come from. Going at least 119 miles per hour, he reran over everything he had hit in his trek to get Ronnie.

“Where are we going and what are we doing?” Ronnie asked.

“While I took the warhead off of a tomahawk missile and rigged it to 500 miles of 800 pound test fishing line, I figured we go really deep sea fishing in the Pacific Ocean,” Kevin replied.