“That sounds like we’re trying to break another world record,” Ronnie said unaware of his own fate. Kevin merged into the left lane an pulled up to the dock. He drove to the boat with the behemoth missile launcher strapped to the side. Ronnie and Kevin jumped out of their car and onto the boat. When the missile had been loaded and Ronnie strapped in he floored it and headed toward the deepest part of the ocean he could find. As he stopped the boat Ronnie pulled out the fish finder.

“Dude,” Ronnie said, “this fish finder is huge, are we going fishing for blue whales?”

“No,” Kevin said back, “bigger.” Kevin hopped off of the driver seat and headed over to the missile.

“Ok I need you and I to get scuba suits on and unhook the latches that hook the missile to the boat,” Kevin said to Ronnie. They got in their scuba suits and hopped into the water. They unhooked it and got back on the boat. Ronnie, giving the duck and cover signal armed the missile. Unaware they had improperly unlatched the missile, he hit the fire button. Ronnie and Kevin strapped themselves in and awaited the launch. As the missile began to launch the master alarm sounded. The rocket ignited and took the boat under water.

“Hmm hmm (look over there),” Kevin said pointing to the rocket. Ronnie looked and noticed the latch hadn’t completely detached. He quickly took out a spear gun, aimed at the latch and fired. Unfortunately, he rocket had gotten plugged with jelly fish and other sea creatures. So as Ronnie fired he completely missed and hitting the school of sharks on the other side of the boat. Pissed, they came hurdling towards them. Kevin, under a lot of pressure, threw his last Taco O into the engine of the missile. It caused the fodder in the rocket to be blown into oblivion from the spontaneous combustion. When the rocket ignited it spun the boat once more and sent them hurdling towards the surface. They both smiled knowing they would return to the surface but not realizing the missile wouldn’t just stop. They shot through the surface and towards the heavens. Kevin’s face quickly took on a greenish tint as he up chucked Taco O’s into his scuba helmet. The boat started to orbit the moon and quickly ran out of fuel. Ronnie and Kevin strapped themselves to a high speed bazooka rocket. They shot themselves back towards Earth. As they quickly came about the earth, Kevin began to enjoy his breakfast a second time. Ronnie then hurled and Kevin asked if he could have it. Ronnie and Kevin both started laughing oblivious to the thought of reentry. Kevin quickly realized there was an atmosphere and began to panic. Ronnie began to play charades thinking that’s what Kevin was doing. As they hit the atmosphere their scuba suits burned up as well as the rocket. Kevin and Ronnie the free fell through the air. Ronnie crashed into a Boeing 747 commercial air liner. Kevin continued falling and answered his phone. It was from Ronnie he was still alive. As Kevin kept falling his phone was struck by lightning, and he to was shocked. He continued to fall he went straight through a hot air balloon, which combusted. An air tanker, which combusted. Until finally landing in a Sharp And Explosive Factory, which combusted. Ten years later after they had healed fully, they called each other and went to lunch.