Narrator: A elevator dings as Holden steps into the now opening door, and he meets a strange man named Maurice.

Maurice: Hey man want a nice piece?

Holden: Piece of what? Pie…….what are you talking about.

Maurice: I’m talking about chitty chitty bang bang, and little bit of all lord thank you jesus.

Narrator: Holden finally gets it and is confused as to what to say.

Manny: I don’t know about necking with a hooker.

William: Only five bucks man?

Manny: Dats a bet!!!!!

William: One hooker to go! Your order will be up shortly (laugh)

Narrator: Holden goes to his room and spruce hisself up. He combed his hair, checked his breath, and changed his shirt.

Manny: I don’t know why I’m getting all prepped up for a hooker-or why I’m talking to myself. I wonder what it feels like.

Narrator: Yes yall Holden is a virgin.

Holden: Shutup narrator!

Holden: (pace back and forth) WHERE IS SHE!!!!

Sunny: (knock on door) You ready for me?

Holden: uhhhhhhh yeah.

Sunny: (throw coat and proceeds toward Holden)

Holden: Don’t you wanna tak a little bit?

Sunny: Let’s get straight to it.

Holden: I’ll pay but I’m recovering from something serious.

Sunny: Serious!(takes glance at pants) Ewwwwww!

Holden: No not like that.

Sunny: Just give me the money.

Holden: Here you go.

Sunny: (under breath) Hmmmm he’s a little short

Narrator: Holdem continues his night as usually. He exercises, reflects, and play video games

Maurice: (knock on door) Where’s the rest of the money?

Holden: I paid that trick

Maurice: Holden, Holden I told you ten for the evening and fifteen for night give me my five dollars!!!

Holden: Heck no I’m buying a number five from McDonald’s with a substitute of onion rings for French fries, a large Hi-C, and a McFlurry

Maurice: (pause)I thought they didn’t have the number five anymore?

Holden: No that was the number four-a bad salmonella outbreak

Maurice: Ewww that’s killer, but (pause) wait a minute just give me the other five

Holden: No!!!!!!

William: (pretend to smack Manny) I get a lot of practice with that from Sunny

Sunny: Whatever let’s bounce

Narrator: Manny was slapped senseless he finds it funny they only took five dollars when he had two hundred in his wallet. I never heard of a polite rob. Anyway, Holden isn’t phased but he is distraught he only utters the words,…..

Holden: That………….was interesting.