Jane                 We got sent home, plenty of people didn’t even go in.

Tracey              I’ll have to go home later, the dog will need letting out,

Jane                 She’s a dog mum!

Tracey              That’s right and being a dog she can’t use the toilet, which is why she needs letting out. I don’t want her going all over that sofa – I haven’t finished paying for it yet.

Jane                 Whatever mum, but last week it went on all night.

Tracey              What a nuisance, Got any biscuits?

Jane                 Ryvita?

Tracey              That’s not a biscuit.

Jane                 I haven’t been shopping, I could do you some toast?

Tracey              Don’t worry, so how’s Mike?

Jane                 He’s fine

Tracey              Oh good.

Jane                 Actually he’s gone to stay with his mum for a bit,

Tracey              Is she alright?

Jane                 Yes, she’s fine, just needed a few jobs done, you know.

Tracey              Well as long as they’re both fine.