QUEEN KONG

Capt. Chini=1

Gunman (Lt. David G. Rehmann)=2

Explorer=3

Narrator=4

Queen Kong=5

Seymour Butts=6

4: During the year 1945, when the U.S. was in World War II, there was a man that was rapidly growing old. He was a man in his twenties but looked like he was in his forties. This man was Joe Chini. He was a man who owned a ship and a crew of sailors. They were poor workers that made a living from trading.

1:ARRGH!!!

4: One day, he heard of the Fountain of Youth and how it could make him younger, so he decided to leave his life behind set sail for it, but he didn’t know where to go, until he met an army veteran that did know.

2: That’s me!

4:The man was Lieutenant Colonel Seamus Rehmann, and he had found a discarded map. The only one that showed the coordinates of the mysterious island that held the Fountain of Youth. So, Capt. Chini and Lt. Col. Rehmann partnered up along with a handful of people to set sail for the island. But he couldn’t leave his job for a little island, so he let Rehmann onto the ship and started for his first trading port.

Meanwhile, there was a man that worked in the sewers. His name was Seymour Butts. He hated his job, but it gave good pay, so he kept the job. One day, Seymour was working when up in the city, too much people flushed their toilets at once. All the water merged in the pipe and flowed outward, where Seymour was working.

6: (sigh) another typical day… (Whistles)

4: All of a sudden, Seymour turned around for he heard a rumbling noise.

6: Oh dear lord. AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

4: Seymour was knocked out by the stench and all of the water shifted him into the ocean.

When he woke up, he was on an island, and he was covered with poop. He stood up, disgusted.

6: Ewww… I’m disgusted.

4: 3 hours after they left, Chini was talking with Rehmann when he developed violent diarrhea and began seeing hallucinations. Rehmann helped Chini to his quarters so he could rest, and took control of the navigation himself.

2: Wow. How does this thing work?

4: Rehmann gave up and gave the navigation to some other sailor. Meanwhile, Seymour cracked open a coconut and discovered a mini sized gorilla in it. He reached over to pick it up, but the gorilla twisted his finger and leapt to the height of his stomach and kicked him against a tree.