Act 1, Scene five of Shakespeare’s “Romeo And Juliet” re-written into "Gangster" style.
Hey yo Potpan! Why aint he givin’ us a hand up in this joint?
Look at this place! What can I be doin’?
Go get me some Popeye’s and let them babes in!
Yeah boy! I’m hot!
You bein’ called from over there!
Yo, why you axin [cause black people always say ax instead of ask] so much?
EXIT PETER AND SERVINGMEN
ENTER: CAPULET, TYBALT, LADY CAP., JULIET. MEET ROMEO, BENVOLIO & MERCUTIO
Wattup mah homies! Hey! I remember when I had game but now I don’t got nothing but mah old wifey. Make yerself at home fellas. (rap music starts, they all dance but Romeo…he doesn’t) (to Servingmen) ay, get this place set up real good! We gonna have a good party here.
Iss been a while.
Bro, it aint been that long!
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