Act 1, Scene five of Shakespeare’s “Romeo And Juliet” re-written into "Gangster" style.
Naw man it’s been forever! Your trippin’
Dawg, you dunno what yer talkin bouts, just quit it.
(to servingman) Who that chick with that brotha over there?
Dang, she is smokin’! she be making all the other girls up in here lookin like Chewbacca! This is too good to be true! Imma go chat it up with her when these beat drops. All these other chicks be nothing compared to this babe.
Bro, that fool over there, hes a Montague. (to servant) Get my blade son!- This fool think he can show his face in my joint!? Bein’ disguised so as we don’t ID him and he can sit and be hatin’ on our party. Imma put a hurtin’ on hium he’ll never be forgettin’!
Boy, why you trippin’?
He’s a Montague, the trash that ends up on our back doorstep. He’s just here to mock us!
Let’s slice him!
Yo! Chill yo Kool-Aid, don’t be messin’. He’s cool, he’s cool. Everyone likes the guy! Leave the playa alone! Don’t be disrespectin’ me!
The fool’s goin’ down.
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