Act 1, Scene five of Shakespeare’s “Romeo And Juliet” re-written into "Gangster" style.

C’s Cousin

                Naw man it’s been forever! Your trippin’

Capulet

                Dawg, you dunno what yer talkin bouts, just quit it.

Romeo

                (to servingman) Who that chick with that brotha over there?

Servingman

                Dunno dawg.

Romeo

                Dang, she is smokin’! she be making all the other girls up in here lookin like Chewbacca! This is too good to be true! Imma go chat it up with her when these beat drops. All these other chicks be nothing compared to this babe.

Tybalt

                Bro, that fool over there, hes a Montague. (to servant) Get my blade son!- This fool think he can show his face in my joint!? Bein’ disguised so as we don’t ID him and he can sit and be hatin’ on our party. Imma put a hurtin’ on hium he’ll never be forgettin’!

Capulet

                Boy, why you trippin’?

Tybalt

                He’s a Montague, the trash that ends up on our back doorstep. He’s just here to mock us!

Capulet

                Romeo?

Tybalt

                Let’s slice him!

Capulet

                Yo! Chill yo Kool-Aid, don’t be messin’. He’s cool, he’s cool. Everyone likes the guy! Leave the playa alone! Don’t be disrespectin’ me!

Tybalt

                The fool’s goin’ down.

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  • scriofa on Jul 23, 2011

    You should do a series. It’s refreshing to read.

  • ThatProGuy on Jul 24, 2011

    any suggestions? (:

  • Fleur D on Jul 24, 2011

    It’s funny and interesting take on Romeo &Juliet. Very creative.

  • Joe Ram on Jul 25, 2011

    funny.

  • Kristie Claar on Jul 29, 2011

    too funny…brought a smile to my face…great creativity

  • tenraj on Aug 11, 2011

    Refreshes my mind of what i have watched.

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