Act 1, Scene five of Shakespeare’s “Romeo And Juliet” re-written into "Gangster" style.
Capulet
NO! you will deal with him! Who’s the boss? I’M THE BOSS! I swear, you be startin’ disturbance I be beatin’ you!
Tybalt
I’m out, I don’t need this.
TYBALT EXITS
Romeo
(taking Juliet’s hand) Mmmmm, you’re so fine! It’s too good. I want your mouth on mine girl.
Juliet
Well, it appears I have two lips, like all other people. What be makin’ me so special?
Romeo
Yes, but ain’t some girls ugly? Yo beauty makes me wanna roll in flowers. And flowers aint gangsta!
Juliet
Oohh, tehe, well who says I’m opposed?
Romeo
Yeah Boy! Be still!
(KISS)
I be feelin’ fresh now!
Juliet
Have I been defiled by your filth you sayin’ you lost, cuz I swear!—
Romeo
Oh God, naw, let me take that bad, we aint wantin’ you to be dirty, you fine specimen.
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