Act 1, Scene five of Shakespeare’s “Romeo And Juliet” re-written into "Gangster" style.
NO! you will deal with him! Who’s the boss? I’M THE BOSS! I swear, you be startin’ disturbance I be beatin’ you!
I’m out, I don’t need this.
(taking Juliet’s hand) Mmmmm, you’re so fine! It’s too good. I want your mouth on mine girl.
Well, it appears I have two lips, like all other people. What be makin’ me so special?
Yes, but ain’t some girls ugly? Yo beauty makes me wanna roll in flowers. And flowers aint gangsta!
Oohh, tehe, well who says I’m opposed?
Yeah Boy! Be still!
I be feelin’ fresh now!
Have I been defiled by your filth you sayin’ you lost, cuz I swear!—
Oh God, naw, let me take that bad, we aint wantin’ you to be dirty, you fine specimen.
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