Act 1, Scene five of Shakespeare’s “Romeo And Juliet” re-written into "Gangster" style.


                NO! you will deal with him! Who’s the boss? I’M THE BOSS! I swear, you be startin’  disturbance I be beatin’ you!


                I’m out, I don’t need this.

                                                                                                TYBALT EXITS


                (taking Juliet’s hand) Mmmmm, you’re so fine! It’s too good. I want your mouth on mine girl.


                Well, it appears I have two lips, like all other people. What be makin’ me so special?


                Yes, but ain’t some girls ugly? Yo beauty makes me wanna roll in flowers. And flowers aint gangsta!


                Oohh, tehe, well who says I’m opposed?


                Yeah Boy! Be still!


                I be feelin’ fresh now!


                Have I been defiled by your filth you sayin’ you lost, cuz I swear!—


                Oh God, naw, let me take that bad, we aint wantin’ you to be dirty, you fine specimen.

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  • scriofa on Jul 23, 2011

    You should do a series. It’s refreshing to read.

  • ThatProGuy on Jul 24, 2011

    any suggestions? (:

  • Fleur D on Jul 24, 2011

    It’s funny and interesting take on Romeo &Juliet. Very creative.

  • Joe Ram on Jul 25, 2011


  • Kristie Claar on Jul 29, 2011

    too funny…brought a smile to my face…great creativity

  • tenraj on Aug 11, 2011

    Refreshes my mind of what i have watched.

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