Act 1, Scene five of Shakespeare’s “Romeo And Juliet” re-written into "Gangster" style.

    (KISS AGAIN)

Juliet

                Ah, it was just my girls said it would be. You’re good! (LICKS LIPS + WINK)

Nurse

                Hey yo, your mom be callin’ yo name.

                                                                JULIET MOVES AWAY

Romeo

                Who her Mama be?

Nurse

                Her mama be the Big Mama of da house. Yeah, I nursed her daughter.  She got bank!

Romeo

                (to himself) that girl a Capulet? Dang…

Benvolio

                Let’s bounce, always leave out on top bro.

Romeo

                I got myself in a mess dawg.

Capulet

                Ahhh, don’t be leavin’ yet, you aint heard the best part! (they whisper to him) ah, well  I be seein’ you later then! Deuces!

                                                EVERYONE BUT JULIET AND NURSE BEGIN TO EXIT

Juliet

                Ay, come ‘ere. Who wazzat?

Nurse

                He be the son of Tibeiro

Juliet

                What about the one leavin’ now?

Nurse

                Petruchio?

Juliet

                What bouts the one who wouldn’t  bust out his moves?

Nurse

                Dunno.

Juliet

                Ask. [Ax] (Nurse leaves) I’ll try and kill myself if he be married

Nurse

                The name is Romeo. A Montague.

Juliet

                (to herself) The one fella I want is the one of where I HATE! This aint gonna be all right, ya hear?

Nurse

                Huh?

Juliet

                Its that time, Imma bounce, got things to do!

Nurse

                Lets bounce homie.

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  • scriofa on Jul 23, 2011

    You should do a series. It’s refreshing to read.

  • ThatProGuy on Jul 24, 2011

    any suggestions? (:

  • Fleur D on Jul 24, 2011

    It’s funny and interesting take on Romeo &Juliet. Very creative.

  • Joe Ram on Jul 25, 2011

    funny.

  • Kristie Claar on Jul 29, 2011

    too funny…brought a smile to my face…great creativity

  • tenraj on Aug 11, 2011

    Refreshes my mind of what i have watched.

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