There are many things you do not want to hear when having a good time between the sheets. Here are my top ten!
10. Is it in?
9. Be quiet, or else we wake my parents!
8. What was your name again?
7. Oops!
6. Your mother was better than you!
5. Does it matter if my buddy looking at?
4. You are actually my first!
3. Want to hear me read the poem first?
2. Can you suck on my tail?
1. Eeeh, relax – I do not think it’s contagious!
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