People say you’re 60 soon

Something you forgot to mention

I guess its nearly time for you

To go and queue up for your pension

Nearly time to go and buy

Thermal vests and wooly socks

Thick and hooded dressing gowns

And a nice big chair that rocks

Swapping your virility

For doses of senility

Eating blackberries should prevent ya

From falling victim to dementia

You shouldn’t really worry though

You’ve done quite well so far

If you keep yourself active

You might stay as you are

But most of all you need to strive

To keep your faculties alive

Coz what would I do with my time

If you retire at 65!