I laid my head down last night

I found this to bring a terrible fright

Lonely and no tele on 

A bride of gap the dwindling sun

I closed my eyes and thoughts begin to spin 

thoughts of the Xbox 

Thoughts of her

thoughts that end only to begin

   I could never control them

 I stood up and paced 

I laid down and lost my place 

faster and faster images came 

Until finally I fall into a deep sleep 

A dream I wake to within 

A spirit that flows and drifts therein 

Somehow, However, I find myself at ease 

as she and I sit to please 

Upon the couch we lay 

listening to our body’s pay

A ghost laying under me 

why could this be

The idea of such a thing would sicken me

Frighten me?

injure me?

I feel happy until the Television came on 

the fuzzy, snowy, screen calling to me 

She tells me to sit up and look beyond 

as the xbox came on 

The light lit and the calm sleek exterior 

of the Xbox 360 brought my attention to the screen

A look, a gaze, a blink would not lie

sexy it seemed as the love built deep

I wanted it

Wanted it more then the ghost

She moaned and kissed

as I grabbed the cordless remote control

I pushed her buttons

as she licked mine

St. Paulie girl could not compare 

nor catch such a endearing stare

as the stars would gaze upon the world

so to must I at the Microsoft word

As the game started

I closed my eyes

thoughts retarded

grabbed my Glenlevit

eyes still closed

coffee table still exposed

I took a shot and to my surprise

I zombie stared me in the face

as I opened my eyes

bitting me on my neck

I felt the blow and screamed like heck

Placed my shotgun to his face

as the ghost kissed my vacation spot

virgin Islands a speck

Pleasure sink in

as I blew away his face

thought it’s dead body a disgrace

I keep moving forward as does she 

playing, holding, and gripping tightly 

Five zombies now chase me 

I pull out my M-16 as I flee 

Shoot them down as one escapes me

I turn around as it drops from the stairs

a feeling more thrilling then buying new sunglasses

better then the best condoms care

It bites me as I stand stricken into a scare

Yet any Blockbuster has nothing on me

As I grab a Tilt and a Sparks she moans vigorously

I watch as the crowed of Zombies come towards me

Destroy all humans, they would likely chant 

I smoke a blunt and think of a new rant 

I then kick punch and push the zombie off my neck 

and run, jump, shoot, and swim through the rest of the peck

I cannot blame them 

for their Premium needs 

Yet I will kill all who seek

to lobotomize my seeds

Yes her holiday settles in 

as I watch my face be eaten

like pizza or hamburgers

like ice-cream quite Frosty 

I melt away in pleasure

as I die

then I wake up to realize

My xbox 360 was sold

along with the Playstation 3

All I have to play is

my modified Xbox

I built this from a set

got the chips and hard drive

from the internet

and now I cry

as it wont start

and remember

that smell it made

as it laughed at me

consistently

like a publisher who would never buy 

or a priest who would never lie

I now sit

awake

I cry

and laugh deviously

as I smash it to bits

remembering that life

can be all the Ritz