Boogers are really icky
But, I’ve found they’re pretty sticky.
You can stick them almost everywhere.
Even wipe them in someone’s hair.
You kind of have to dig to get a really good one.
But once you get one out, it’s time for loads of fun.
You can chase your mom with them or gross out all your aunts.
You can stick them up underneath the couch or wipe them on your pants.
You can stick them on the cat or use them to hang your drawings on the wall.
Or you can be really mean and stick them on your sisters doll.
You can put them in a jar and collect them if you want to.
But if you listen to my mom, they belong inside a tissue.