I’m a Burglar who Burgles
That’s just what I do
I’d Burgle from him
And I’d Burgle from you
What wonderful things
I would Burgle too
Burgling my job
That’s just what I do

Some say its wrong
That I do what I do
That Burglings a crime
And I say its not true
Burglings a job
I work nine to two
Doing my best
To Burgal from you

I get out my safecracker
There’s crackin to do
Also my screwdriver
There are things there to screw
There’s also a hammer to hammer
A blowtorch used too
I’m very prepared
To Burgal from you

How is my job different
Than the ones that you do?
You spend your whole lives
Burgling too
Getting money from others
With the things that you do
You work hard to get money
Is that not true?

I work hard as well
Burgling from you
Getting prepared
For that which I do
I must not get caught
That much is true
I’d get locked up
For burgling from you

Yet when you falter
And fail to do
What you are asked of
By those who boss you
You don’t go to jail
That’s not what you do
You move on to the next
Isn’t that true?

My boss is the Lord 
He’s always there too
I suppose he approves
He never stops what I do
Given the chance
I would Burgle him too
I’m a Burglar who Burgles
That’s just what I do