Just a funny poem about my old dear cell phone.

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My cell phone barks nights and days,
I think it wants to be a guard dog,
My cell phone barks nights and days,
I am deafened and have headaches.

It does not look like one but certainly acts like one,
It is not an animal but wants to be one, I think.
When it barks its red lights come on,
I wonder what kinds of dogs have a red light.

My cell phone barks like a German Sheppard,
I think it wants to be one for real,
My cell phone barks like a German Sheppard,
I am tired of hearing the sound of its barking.

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  • payge on Jul 25, 2009

    that would be a irritating cell phone papalang…mine chirps so it must want to be a bird.Cute piece.

  • Morgana on Jul 25, 2009

    I don\’t like cell phones too much, and when people call me constantly , it drives me crazy. So yeah, cellphones are like annoying barking dogs lol

  • Catelin Hoover on Jul 25, 2009

    Hm..while this could be annoying…it might be good, mine is so quiet I forget I owen one until it beeps to be recharged.

  • Liane Schmidt on Jul 25, 2009

    haha – technology… it definitely is a HUGE part of our world.

    Blessings.

    Sincerely,

    -Liane Schmidt.

  • Radhika on Jul 25, 2009

    I think this kind of cell phones will be very irritating…I dont like cell phones they disturb a lot…but they are a need…very well written…

  • Poetic Enigma on Jul 25, 2009

    Great poem, very comical and true
    Very well done!

  • ceegirl on Jul 25, 2009

    Yes, sometimes cell phone can get on your nerves.

  • PR Mace on Jul 25, 2009

    Cute piece but I would be throwing that cell phone out.

  • sweetchild on Jul 25, 2009

    Funny poem!

  • Simpleton on Jul 25, 2009

    Wow, very cute masterpiece about cellphones.

  • fishfry aka Elizabeth Figueroa on Jul 25, 2009

    I love your discription of your cell phone. I totally feel that my cell phone is forever barking, and wish it would shut up. Unfortunately I cannot image venturing too far with out it.

  • rizzei on Jul 26, 2009

    i don’t fancy txtng that much..hehe:) for emergency lang tlga:)
    tska pangload hehe:)

    nice post papaleng!

  • Monica Sappleton on Jul 26, 2009

    Nice poem about anirritating cell phone. Very creative.
    Monica.

  • Anne Lyken Garner on Jul 27, 2009

    Perhaps you could tape another sound and use this as your ring tone? I’ve taped my kids saying, ‘Someone’s calling you’ etc., to use as mine.

  • kate smedley on Jul 27, 2009

    Funny poem, I know the feeling ….

  • Debra Mann on Jul 27, 2009

    Very humorous poem, I can so relate! …lol

  • Juancav on Jul 27, 2009

    Funny poem,cellphone may save your life .As well a cardian infarction.

  • revivor on Jul 28, 2009

    …and like dogs they go silent when required
    unlike dogs, they stay that way until you decide

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