We have found a child with a large bottom.

Please come get it.

Large bottomed children are not for us.

Our children are sleek like seals.

This child must be retrieved by Monday.

If not, we will sell it for food.

Call the police! We do not care!

They will take it-

GOOD.

Large bottomed children are not for us.

Our children are toned like lions.

They thunder when they fight.

They fight like gods.

We have found a child with a large bottom.

It must be retrieved as soon as possible.

We are not liable for any injuries resulting in our care.

Do not forget- our children are noble like men

They speak with long tongues

And blink with flat eyelids.

Please come retrieve your child.