Investigators wrangle
snakes, turtles, iguanas, and solitary scorpion
all illegal to own in Detroit
from a man under arrest for other issues.

Scorpion finds new home with Animal Cruelty Officer
and son. Boy tells camera honestly
“If you don’t know anything about pets-
and you didn’t go to college-
this wouldn’t be a really good pet for you.”

Out of mouths of babes.
I think.