A wee run fir Chrimbo… cheers.

Well the baha! humbugs snapping at my

Ar tistic parts don’t watch the news

No more… don’t want to know!

How many…. or what’s the friggin score

Beggars bowl was only half fool?

The people in the street

Kicking stones

Chilling to the bones

Eyes that could kill… or maybe thrill

Shooting stars handle bars

Drinking out of jam jars

Fire on the go

Take the bread make some toast

Milk bottle filled with tea

Have a laugh bust a gut

I’ll tell the best tall tale

I remember the Cowboy suit

How we laughed back then

Rhinestone up his nose

He snorted in stead of blow

Ho ho what a show

5 Mins before you where

The red headed Indian Princess

Jewel on your nose curtain Sari

How did he get it up his Nose

Funny now back then 50 years ago

Out in the sticks it was a real cats after me

That was then look at me now…

I been Santa Clause that long I’m starting to

Look like him ho ho ho

Yes this year dinners at mine minamum 12

Still a few maybies but I guess someones

Got to have a cause hmm sanity clause.

Merry Xmas.

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  • SharifaMcFarlane on Dec 23, 2011

    Merry Christmas Matt :-)
    Hope you all have fun at dinner.

  • girishpuri on Dec 23, 2011

    Merry Christmas

  • sloanie on Dec 23, 2011

    Dinners at mine minamum 12, does that include the Elf’s?
    Merry Christmas Matt.

  • dazzlejazz on Dec 23, 2011

    ha ha!! Love it! Merry Christmas to you and yours!!!

  • LoveDoctor on Dec 23, 2011

    Ho-Ho-Ho, Merry Christmas! funny little wee.

  • indianwriting on Dec 24, 2011

    merry christmas :)

  • mdrkarim7 on Dec 24, 2011

    Merry Christmas!

  • rajaryanme on Dec 24, 2011

    Fantastic words shared.

  • MJRapp on Dec 24, 2011

    Merry Christmas!

  • sheilanewton on Dec 24, 2011

    Genius, my friend. Happy Crimbo

  • ittech on Dec 25, 2011

    wonderful thanks for this

  • ittech on Dec 25, 2011

    Beggars bowl was only half fool thousand
    The streetkicking accomplishments inland
    The boneseyes that could kill… or alumroots
    Stars handle barsdrinking out of east sty

  • ittech on Dec 27, 2011

    vry nice writing thanks

  • megamatt09 on Dec 27, 2011

    Very wonderful.

  • lonelyplanet on Dec 28, 2011

    Ho-Ho-Ho, Merry Christmas! funny little wee.

  • Ruby Hawk on Dec 29, 2011

    And a Happy New Year to you and yours Matt. Fifty years ago we were in our cups.

  • Tulan on Dec 29, 2011

    Happy new Year friend.

  • Phoenix Montoya on Dec 30, 2011

    Belated happy Christmas Matt. Sorry, I’m not much of a Trionder anymore. During the holidays I am restricted into using the pc lol … I have actually 9 but these are occupied most of the time. Anyway happy new year in advance and I’ve enjoyed the read as always. Wonderful poetry Matt.

  • ittech on Dec 30, 2011

    A pretty good and informative article.

    Very well presented.

    nice

    I like it!

  • J M Lennox on Dec 30, 2011

    Happy belated Christmas Matt! Hope Santa was good to you, when you weren’t being – him! Happy New Year (at least I got in on that one early). :-)

  • FX777222999 on Dec 31, 2011

    Happy new Year Matt!

  • ittech on Dec 31, 2011

    XLNT post

    GR8 presentation

  • willie wondka on Dec 31, 2011

    happy new year

  • ittech on Dec 31, 2011

    nice MSG

  • ittech on Jan 3, 2012

    Thanks for the very informative article

  • sheilanewton on Jan 4, 2012

    This deserved another ‘like’ from me. Happy New 2012, lovely Matt.

  • FX777222999 on Jan 7, 2012

    Happy new year but belated merry Christmas.

  • jotomy on Jan 10, 2012

    this is nice.

  • ittech on Jan 12, 2012

    verynice thanks

  • ittech on Jan 16, 2012

    A pretty good and informative article.

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