Sitting comfortably I attempt the build,
stick some Cutters In some King Size my thoughts hope the cupards are filled
A sense of satisfaction comes over me , I puff graciously away,
The Sun comes out from the clouds it turns into a really beautiful day.

Countless empty crisp packets stuffed down the side of my bed,
The bins a bit of a trek so I shove them down there instead,
Check out a bit of Jeremy Kyle…..Fantastic Day time T.V
Its always nice to see people , with more problems than me

When I have a decent smoke problems just seem to fade away,
The Frustrating things people do to wind me up put a  cheeky grin on my face,
After a smoke I’m in a brammer place,
The annoying things tend to make me laugh,
some situations have me say “Mate your having a giraffe”
I’m only Human I’ll just tell you how it is,
Take a long run on a short pier you’ll get Jack Shit.

Constant payment reminders flood through my door even though I’ve told you all I’m skint,
but I don’t really give a toss as long as my clipper lighter has a working flint!